What is the most likely way you will die?

Best case scenario: still working while 70/80+ and when rightwingers of the time will be trying to convince me that "retirement "was never a thing, and that if it was it's pure woke communism

One of the cancers of the digestive system. I'm reasonable odds for those.

I’m pretty sure my heart will give out and not too far away either. I try not to think about it.

My wife will snap in a fit of road rage and I’ll defend her only to be subject to a hail of bullets from a right wing Republican.

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Honestly? Probably suicide.

Beat to death by angry nuns 😌

No idea, but if it could happen sooner rather than later that'd be great. Death needs to get off his ass and go back to work.

Honestly?? Before I lose control over that choice. I have seen too many family and friends die miserably to want that...Now lets talk about something else..😷

Me burning you in a wickerman in the hope that Monday isn’t shit

Run over by an SUV. Those selfish, entitled b******s are out to get me and my loved ones 🥺

Probably heart attack since it runs in my family

Cirrhosis. Actually surprised I've lasted this long tbh.

Had more than one occasion for and by various strong causes.
But Lady Death seems to be flacky when dating me.
So all what I can tell for certain comes from a Spanyard saying: Not in the eve.

DIE? I'm gonna live forever! 😁

Shot by a gun toting christian

now seems suicide

Naked, cold and covered in blood.

I'm going out how I came into this world.

But that's just a guess. As long as it isn't because my tie got caught in the copier, death by office equipment shouldn't be in anyone's obituary.

I have no idea, just a wild random guess. Aneurysm rupture. Some internal tissue tearing or something like that.

Trying to discover everlasting life.

It's a toss up between something COPD related or a hereditary cancer.

Probably low blood sugar in my sleep. It's almost happened several times already.

An erection that lasted more than 4 hours that I neglected to tell my Dr about.

Pretty sure it will be on a motorcycle flying over the Empire State Building.

Toss up between disease and a car accident. 😅

Hopefully peacefully in my sleep. Not screaming and wailing like my passengers.

Probably something stress-related

Cancer, heart disease or a viral/asthma complication.

weather ,,tornados ,Strate line winds, lighting,,

Laughing at the climate crazies

Old age. Longevity is the norm on the female side of my family.

Probably an overdose or heart failure.

Like most people, I will die of death! 😂🤣

Either shot in the head or trapped in fire.

Eaten by a tortoise

Hanging

Alone in a wheelcair

A jealous ex wife possibly.

My heart will stop beating

I will get smothered my Mrs. Emerson 😍

I know what it won't be, COPD.

Misadventure

heart attack - most likely.

existential angst 😥

Global warming.

I'll stop living

Hoping in my sleep

A stroke or cancer

Hopefully in my sleep, heart failure

Colon Cancer

horribly..