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I'm writing a book on how to attract women

This is what I've got so far. Please appreciate these are just bullet points which will require padding out:

Be yourself, especially if yourself is awkward af.
Don't smell like yesterday's dick.
Ask her about yourself. Get her to talk about you.
Offer to buy her a meal from the children's menu.
Offer her a drink of tap water.
Invite her back to your basement.
Ask her which Warcraft character she plays.
Tell her that her nails look brittle and claw like.

Am I missing anything? 🤔
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mindstruggle · 31-35, F
Dude, I'm moved. 🥹
hunkalove · 70-79, M
Don't forget which credit cards she prefers.
Sounds romantical
Pretty much nailing it there son.
KiwiDan · 31-35, M
Leer as much as possible
Ferric67 · M
I do at least half of these

They work like a charm
bookerdana · M
Don't smell like yesterdays 🍆 Smell like a 🍆 that got behind the fridge and was rejected by the 😹 But do you introduce her to MOM
Make sure that your eyes are checking out anything else that might look good in a skirt.
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
After the third bullet point things picked up speed hahahaha she will surely be attracted to the EXIT
WowwGirl · 36-40, F
3 ways to distract a man: money, women, or ask him about himself.
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
Now I know why you don't attract any women
@Prettybratbi1tch You should have seen how many wimmins I banged in my prime 👀
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@UBotMate none right? You're still a virgin
@Prettybratbi1tch Yeah, none 😭

 
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