Where is @ShepherdBard? 🤔I feel like picking on someone small 🤷 @ShepherdBard come out of your matchbox 😒
Ladies, did you ever assault household objects with your clit? 🤔I mean, we know that guys will try to fuck anything with a hole in it, or make a hole in it to fuck. I made a hole in the toaster 🤷
Is it bad to drop one in the pool? 💩I'm just asking because I'm happy to clean it up if necessary. Not sure of the protocol 🤷 😗🎵
Woke up at 5amWith a hair splinter in my finger. It happens when I shave my head sometimes. I could feel the little f*cker in there. So I took my trusty penknife to the bathroom where the light is best, but couldn't focus my 5am eyes enough. Anyway, hacked a... See More »
I'm going to try celibacyI'm tired of this sexually active lifestyle. It's time to think about me first and my personal wellbeing. Sorry ladies 🥹
