Do guys really carry a condom in their wallet? 🤔I used to take the whole box with me. I mean, when you cum in 30 seconds you need a few goes, ya know? 🤷
How do I make myself more desirable on SW? 🤔I was pretty sure that the vagene posts and bragging about my baldness would do it but it doesn't seem to be producing the right results. I don't get it 🤔
Mental illness does not mean that you can't be high functioningI mean, I'll deliver your project on time. I will just imagine standing over your dead body too 🤔
Does anyone even use mistletoe anymore? 🤔I can't remember seeing any for years. Of course, you can do that very funny thing where you hang it from your belt, because people have to kiss you under it and it's over your genitals 😏 FUNNY SHIT. I preferred to hang it at the back, but I... See More »
Next year I will launch SWecret SextI will give you the name of another member and you will send them a sext. You don't get the gender of your choice though, sorry. You may end up having to sext John Olinger 🤷
Sometimes I feel like a piece of meat 🥩Like when I'm grocery shopping and I can see all the ladies staring at me and I'm like JEEZ, CAN I NOT JUST SHOP FOR CELERY WITHOUT BEING OBJECTIFIED IN THIS WAY? 😒 I mean, I get that ladies all want the D and stuff but I have feelings too 😒
