Are you unhappy?Do you find that your time is not your own? Are you constantly dealing with petty bullshit, pretending that you like TV shows that you really don't and wishing that you could just masturbate and have that pizza all to yourself? If you answered yes... See More »
The UK government says that nothing is off the table when it comes to our response to US tariffsYes, we might very well do one of the following: Accept the tariffs Capitulate completely Say thank you for the tariffs Have some tea and think about the tariffs Try to distract the public from the fact that we'll do nothing about the tariffs.... See More »
America, are you our ex now? 👀You be like it's just not working out for me anymore and we be like I want my language back then and my momma told me this was gonna happen but I didn't listen 😒
Being as my offer of feminine understanding was greeted with such skepticismI feel like I may have misread my target audience. For this I am truly sorry. To make amends, I'm going shopping for tampons and will gladly take your order. I'm a modern man 👏
It's not easy being a womanIt helps when men are understanding and supportive and I'm just that kind of guy. Ladies, I'm here for you 😌 (1)
Trump says that the days of the US being ripped off are overUS healthcare providers be like yeah, we do the ripping off around here (1)
