I'm opening a restaurant where women will pay moreThe extra amount will be added to your bill as "Cervix charge" 👀 🥁 Yes, I'm bored 😒
It's been a while since one of you got drunk and did something regrettable on SWPlease up your game 🤨
The Americans are asleep 👏Let's invade them! 👀 PREPARING BRITISH WARSHIPS WITH CARROT TORPEDOS AND LONG RANGE POTATO GUNS 🤨💥🇬🇧
Ladies, from whom are comments about your tiddies well received? 🤔Romantic/sexual interests only? e.g. partner, prospective partner, etc? Female friends? Both of the above? I'm guessing that few women appreciate comments from random males of no romantic or sexual interest. What about random women? 🤔 WHO... See More »
I've heard that women love foodSo I haven't washed for two months and now I smell like a tuna and cheese melt 😏 Guaranteed to score! 👏
Do you ever find that yours is really hard in the morning? 😏That's what happens when you leave pizza out all night 🤷 Good morning SW 👋
