Can you floss with pubes? 🤔I forgot to buy dental floss and I used my toothbrush to get dog shit out of my boots.
I would like a new feature on my profile pageIt would be a little section entitled "People who used to like this user but don't anymore" and then it would show all their usernames 👀 It would be good to know which of your former allies now think that you're a c*nt 🤔
153 days without a shower 😌I now smell like a haddock trawler skipping over a sea of diarrhoea. Once a month I shave the crust off my genitals with a Bic razor. 👀
If Elon Musk were to die from an unexpected anal accidentWould you have toast for breakfast or cereal? 🤔
So my gallbladder will be removed on 20th March 🔪🔪🔪If anyone would like to keep it after they remove it just let me know 👏 @itsok Twinnies ❤
America, since we may not be friends anymoreIs it ok if we still watch your TV programmes and movies? 🤔 Don't make me watch English stuff, I can't stand that level of excitement 🥱
