I don't think it's racist to want people in your country to look like youBy which I mean, bald 🥚 YOUR HAIR OFFENDS ME 😒
In a world so increasingly polarised, so increasingly dangerousIt's vital that we remember what's important. When conflict is all around us it's natural to fear for the future and it's natural to feel like things are spinning out of control. At such times you need an anchor and your anchor should be boobies.... See More »
I've launched my new sex chat phone lineYou will get an authentic sex experience. I will remain totally silent throughout and will end the call after 30 seconds 👏 The number is 0100 0010 1011 Or that might just be binary 🤔 Hi, I'm new here and my underwear is made from pasta shells... See More »
Who else finds it exciting to not show their wives? 🤔I don't have a wife and I find it exciting to not show her 😏 Good morning SW, I'm made from 90% cotton and 10% fungal infection 👋
Good morning SW 👋I'm looking for a volunteer to amputate my leg. I can provide a Swiss army knife and some mouthwash to sterilise the wound. Must be good at sewing 👏
