One of my crocs queefsIs this a design feature? 🤔 I only really bought them to wear in the hospital for my surgery but they've become house slippers. It's just that the one makes suction farts all the time 👀
When necessary admin interrupts your sex dreamLike, I was just about to get into it and then there was a form that needed filling in and so I went off to do that instead. Does anyone else do admin in their dreams at the expense of dream sex? 🤔
I may not be a lesbianBut I feel like I know what it's like to like women. So really we're just the same, my lesbian sisters 😌✊
At which point....When searching for anal triple fist on a Monday morning at 9.30am do you reassess your life? 🤔
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