Don't mistake my mental illness for weaknessI'm stronger than you marshmallow. I'm an independent wombat. I am scared of no toothpaste. Fight me you button basher 🤨
If I said that you have a beautiful bodyWould you hold it against me? Specifically against my peen? 🤔
I've just been to the household recycling centre to get rid of a load of cardboard boxesWhile you're all playing Playstation and fapping, I'm doing grown up stuff 😤
Why do some girls pretend that they don't fap?When they're talking to me? 🤔 As if it's even possible not to 🙄
Imagine when an electronic massager is bornIt dreams of helping people to be free of pain. And then women be like.... 😏👇🫘 My next story with a sad ending will be about the sports sock 👏
