If I had 3 wishes from a genieI will use one of them to manifest what guys who fawn over catfish are really getting. They will suddenly find a pair of hairy balls resting on their chin as the "girl" of their fantasy chat becomes a reality 👏
Do you think that people who've blocked you on SWEver think about you and touch themselves? 🤔 I do hope so 🥹
I asked AI if you can estimate an adult woman's age by her labiaIt says that you can't. I feel like I've helped science today 👏 Hi, I'm new on SW and sometimes I forget to toilet before I leave the house 🤔
The SW app should allow you to locate other membersIf they are nearby. Wouldn't it be nice to get an alert if one of these shoe fkers is next to you in the queue for passport control at the airport? Or maybe they're your gynecologist 🤔 Or they work at your local store. If we only knew when other... See More »
Have you ever woken up to the feeling of someone stroking your taint? 🤔And there's nobody there? They don't show that in Paranormal Activity do they 🙄
If you never had to load fifteen 5.25" floppy discs just to play a single gameThen you've not seen what I've seen man 🥹
I had a dream last night that I was in bed with two girlsBut they were lying across the bed and I was lying down the bed so where would our bodies be? IT MADE NO SENSE 🤔 Hi, I'm new here and sometimes I feel things in my penis that feel like farts 👏
