You're all horny perverts 😒Thank goodness that I'm here to bring a bit of morality and decency to this website 😤
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Women don't really get hornyThey just pretend that they do. No woman has ever actually been horny. Guys be like, "Mm, r u wet bb?" and she's like "Ok sure, why not", while she watches another episode of her favourite trash dating show 🙄 PROVE ME WRONG YOU SCURVY RIDDLED... See More »
I ordered a coat that seems to incorporate some kind of snareWhen you slide your arm into the left sleeve it twists and locks you in 👀 It's like a Chinese finger trap. I'm not sure what kind of fuckery is going on there but I'm thinking it was designed by Jigsaw 😬
I got my degree in stupid from the University of Crayon eating 🖍I am entitled to use the letters "POS" after my name, professor of stupid. Some people mistakenly think it means piece of sh*t 🤷
