I'm at a social event to which I was invitedAnd I'm here but in my head I'm alone. It's hard to describe it but I'm always on my own in any room, not from being ignored or isolated but simply because I'm so used to being a hermit. I've come outside to vape and suddenly I feel more... See More »
I've been thinking about lifeAbout the purpose, the meaning behind it. I've come to a conclusion. It's all a load of bollocks mate 🧐 Let's inject ourselves with the drugs and stay up until 7pm 👏
You can always spot the American families in EuropeThey're the ones calling each other "guys". Hey guys, let's get some gelato 🤌 The British in me is dying to say, "You have daughters, they're fackin girls mate, not guys!" 😒 Also, have a cup of tea! 😒
If Trump wasn't a billionaireWould he be in the SW image gallery in his skidmarked granny panties? I think so
It always makes me laughWhen I'm overseas and people ask me where I'm from, which they often do, and I say England and they'll always say they love English people and I'm like, it's ok to say that you hate us. We know that everyone does 👀 It's pretty much the equivalent... See More »
