There's a dead lizard in my room. What should I do? Death determined to be of natural causes. I...

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

Move it now before you regret leaving it

Matt85 · 36-40, M

Call the lizard ambulance

BlueVeins · 22-25

Blend it for a smoothie. Don't waste nutrients!

SwampFlower · 31-35, F

At least give the little guy a proper funeral 🥺

Jk. A broom is really your best bet unless you happen to have some acid on hand.

Sapio · 51-55, M

Take a broom and sweep it into a dustpan. Then put it outside on the grass.

Samek · 36-40, M

Broom and dust pan and put the poor fellow outside.

Iwillwait · M

You must give it a proper burial.

Secretsmile · 51-55, F

Phone a friend 🤣

caccoon · 36-40

I'll send my isopods over

ineedadrink · 51-55, M

Borrow a dog, will eat it about instantly.

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

Pick it up and throw it out.

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

Your room belongs to the lizard now.

NinaTina · 26-30, F

Suck it up in vacuum