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deadgerbil · 22-25, F
Move it now before you regret leaving it
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caccoon · 36-40
@deadgerbil jesus
deadgerbil · 22-25, F
@caccoon traffic came to a sudden stop and the guy behind me was too slow braking. We pulled over but decided not to exchange info and go on our way
caccoon · 36-40
@deadgerbil I just came
Matt85 · 36-40, M
Call the lizard ambulance
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
At least give the little guy a proper funeral 🥺
Jk. A broom is really your best bet unless you happen to have some acid on hand.
Jk. A broom is really your best bet unless you happen to have some acid on hand.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SwampFlower Now is not the time to drop acid there's a corpse!
BlueVeins · 22-25
Blend it for a smoothie. Don't waste nutrients!
Samek · 36-40, M
Broom and dust pan and put the poor fellow outside.
Sapio · 51-55, M
Take a broom and sweep it into a dustpan. Then put it outside on the grass.
Iwillwait · M
You must give it a proper burial.
caccoon · 36-40
I'll send my isopods over
ineedadrink · 51-55, M
Borrow a dog, will eat it about instantly.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
Your room belongs to the lizard now.
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Pick it up and throw it out.
Monday40 · 51-55, F
Phone a friend 🤣
NinaTina · 26-30, F
Suck it up in vacuum