There's a dead lizard in my room. What should I do?

Death determined to be of natural causes. I don't want to touch it. I put a bowl over it. How long will it take to decompose? Then maybe I can sweep away the dust.

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deadgerbil · 26-30, M

Move it now before you regret leaving it

Selah ·

@deadgerbil yeah but I might puke

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@Selah there's nothing to puke over. There will be if you leave it to rot

caccoon · 36-40

@deadgerbil go do your job pesticide guy

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@caccoon i have a petrified rat corpse in my truck rn

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deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@caccoon I found it in a bait station. I carry a bucket with me for old bait and stuff and I didn't empty it yet

caccoon · 36-40

@deadgerbil WHY DIDN'T YOU EMPTY IT YET

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@caccoon I'm allowed to be lazy and it gives my truck character

caccoon · 36-40

@deadgerbil

You truck: Please relieve me of this burden I don't want to go to therapy in my 30s

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@caccoon I've yet to get a car wash either lol it's been half a year 😎

caccoon · 36-40

@deadgerbil I am worried for your truck's mental health

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@caccoon physical too, it got rear ended in May. The bumper is crooked.

caccoon · 36-40

@deadgerbil jesus

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@caccoon traffic came to a sudden stop and the guy behind me was too slow braking. We pulled over but decided not to exchange info and go on our way

caccoon · 36-40

@deadgerbil I just came