There's a dead lizard in my room. What should I do?

Death determined to be of natural causes. I don't want to touch it. I put a bowl over it. How long will it take to decompose? Then maybe I can sweep away the dust.

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SwampFlower · 31-35, F

At least give the little guy a proper funeral 🥺

Jk. A broom is really your best bet unless you happen to have some acid on hand.

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@SwampFlower Now is not the time to drop acid there's a corpse!