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I feel sorry for you ladies because yall will never know what it's like to slingshot popcorn from your boner to your mouth.

GnomeyGee
41-45, M
30 replies 54 views Feb 13, 2026
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SarahAndSamantha · 51-55, T
bet me
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@SarahAndSamantha Okay whatcha got?
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SarahAndSamantha · 51-55, T
@GnomeyGee 'bout the biggest one you've ever seen, dingleberry :P
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Younameit · F
Excuse me?

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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@Younameit Do you need me a more in depth explanation?
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FreeorLonely · 51-55, F
You need a new hobby!
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@FreeorLonely Whats wrong with popcorn catapult?
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OogieBoogie · F
Ah, but you dont know the joy of finding snacks in your cleavage for later.
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@OogieBoogie This is very true!! That would be great to look down and find some M&M's between your boobies
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KentuckyFriedFloozy · 26-30, F
Wait till you see what some can do with a ping pong ball. Just saying
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@KentuckyFriedFloozy That I have seen and its just down right impressive 👏👏👏👏👏
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KentuckyFriedFloozy · 26-30, F
@GnomeyGee we can actually push a human being out as well. Pretty nifty
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@KentuckyFriedFloozy Oh it has all kinds of uses. Quite the attachment yall have.
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pituitarypendulum
Guess you haven't heard of a strap on before
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@pituitarypendulum Strap ons dont have the muscle power you need to slingshot it.
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pituitarypendulum
@GnomeyGee oh ..and how do you know this ?
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@pituitarypendulum Because it's how I eat my popcorn.
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Punxi · F
So....you're havin' a solo smut fungus with Orville Redenbacker?
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@Punxi I am fungus free thank you very much!



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Punxi · F
@GnomeyGee Mmmmhmmm

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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@deathfairy Yes thats my face full of anticipation 🤣
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pituitarypendulum
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deathfairy ·
Geriatric edition 💦 @pituitarypendulum
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@Degbeme It's a good time!
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