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I feel sorry for you ladies because yall will never know what it's like to slingshot popcorn from your boner to your mouth.

GnomeyGee
41-45, M
30 replies 56 views Feb 13, 2026
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pituitarypendulum
Guess you haven't heard of a strap on before
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@pituitarypendulum Strap ons dont have the muscle power you need to slingshot it.
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pituitarypendulum
@GnomeyGee oh ..and how do you know this ?
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@pituitarypendulum Because it's how I eat my popcorn.
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