A giraffes coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Do you think about that? No! You only think about yourself 🙄

I must admit giraffes drinking coffee was not high on my to do list today... I'll rectify that now

I once went into the lunchroom at work and said it smells like a menstruating giraffe in here. Someone asked how I knew what a menstruating giraffe smells like. I said I ain't talkin'.

Their throat doesn't act like an insulator?

so you're saying they need neck warmers

@GnomeyGee 🤔not if the the giraffe necks it and drinks it in one go lol 😄