Well, at least you’re good looking

Bexsy put on your glasses on dates 🤨

Awww flattery will get you every......wait this was a compliment right? Bexsy?!?! RIGHT!!!!

It’s not easy going through life this hot

My mom always said I had a face for working in radio.

Not like it’s done me much. lol

Thanks, but I look like I did the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym.....

It’s my one positive trait 😌

Well...that's true 😌

there is always that (the slaphead murmurs to himself).

In truth that's never been enough for me by a long shot. Too many good lookers are sky-high in their self-regard and act like they're entitled to special treatment for it. Not from me they're not lol!

Well, all I can say that guide dog is playing tricks on you

No one has ever said that to me before.

🎼got to be a good looking because it’s so hard to see!🎼

Why, thank you, ma'am. You're not so bad, yourself.

Eeeeh me? I wouldn’t bet on it 🥲

You are obviously looking at my wife and not at me.

It's true. I do still have that. 😌

Thanks, it must be the lighting.

🤤yeeesss

Right back at ya !

Not really

You are right

Thanks 😊

The mirror is telling you the truth, yes.

it's what's inside that matters.....

Your nose is growing. 🙄

Makes no difference, people still don't like me.🤷‍♂️ Fuck 'em.😎