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Let’s talk about something simple.

What foods have you eaten off of a naked sumo wrestler?
Straylight · 31-35, F Pinned Comment
And follow up question, where do you find the sumo wrestlers?
Straylight · 31-35, F
@MethDozer Nope, this is a product of sober Jess’s mind. 😌
MethDozer · M
@Straylight stand over here and vibe with me
@Straylight I just go down to my local Sumo Gym.

Straylight · 31-35, F
@Degbeme Nothing but the best for you.
Straylight · 31-35, F
@Degbeme How do you keep it from rolling off the sumo’s butt?
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Straylight You changed it after I posted. If it`s on a sumo wrestlers butt, it`s his. 😖
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
Breakfast sandwiches.... because I just made one. Hash brown, fried egg, cheese, garlic butter on sourdough today!

But I literally love all food 🤣
Straylight · 31-35, F
@Notsimilarreally Mmm, sourdough. 🤤
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
@Straylight thee bestest
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
Oh boy ... this is a long list.

I love fruit ... oranges, grapes, all kinds of berries. and more

I love pizza (but I'm still trying to reduce how much I have)

I love chocolate, but please don't ruin my chocolate by adding any kind of nuts.

I'm loving, more and more, well prepared fine dining.

I could go on and on ...
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
@Straylight Same. I'm trying to get healthier on what I eat, but pizza still calls my name.
Straylight · 31-35, F
@sarabee1995 Do you have to eat the chocolate first so it doesn’t melt on the sumo wrestler?
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
@Straylight Lol, no sumo wrestlers here! 🤣🤣🤣
OnePatheticClown · 51-55, M
The base of my food pyramid
Straylight · 31-35, F
@OnePatheticClown The perfect food.
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
Only his sausage and off craigslist
I eat a paleo type diet but include legumes and occasional whole grains. I enjoy it because it makes me feel good.
Straylight · 31-35, F
@MarbleMarvel I get that. I was vegan for like a month, but vegetarian for about two years.
Straylight · 31-35, F
@MarbleMarvel Where do you get the sumo wrestlers?
@Straylight they are special order
slorollin · 41-45, M
*Takes deep breath*
Tacos
Steak
Burgers
Lasagna
Spaghetti
Chicken parm
Chili
Fried chicken
Pot roast
Pork chops
Grilled cheese

Thats a good start 😬
Straylight · 31-35, F
@slorollin Tip of the iceberg?
slorollin · 41-45, M
@Straylight Yeah pretty much lol
Fresh fruit
Fresh veggies
Roasted root veggies
Roast chicken
Mashed sweet potatoes
Yougurt
Peanut butter
Dark chocolate
Steak
Straylight · 31-35, F
@pripyatamusementpark I love roasted vegetables.
Straylight · 31-35, F
@pripyatamusementpark So do you hire the sumo wrestlers on Craig’s list or something?
@Straylight I haven't tried ....yet
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
Apples, pears, tomatoes, radishes, broccoli, bread, fish, venison, pork, olives, cheese, Polish sausage.
Straylight · 31-35, F
@SunshineGirl I’ve never had polish sausage. But I’d like to try it.
Im a big fan or oranges and almonds. Ooo, and Chex mix.
Soup.
Im very over complicated foods.
Straylight · 31-35, F
@nonsensiclesnail Tomato soup and grilled cheese.
he was a real fun-gi
Straylight · 31-35, F
@Classified Classic.
Classified · M
@Straylight You mean classy 😋
Straylight · 31-35, F
@HootyTheNightOwl I like pasta.
Ducky · 31-35, F
Straylight · 31-35, F
@Ducky My weakness. I love pizza.
Rutterman · 46-50, M
Naked sumo wrestlers tend to make me lose my appetite. Different story with naked Hawaiian hula dancers.
OnePatheticClown · 51-55, M
Today I learned more about the women's world sumo championship than I wanted to...
basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
There's too many to name, but a short list:

Totopos
Khachapuri
Sushi
Spanakopita
Tabbouleh
Enchiladas
Straylight · 31-35, F
@basilfawlty89 Great list. I especially love enchiladas.
Just low salt stuff. The wrestler's sweat more than makes up for it.
Straylight · 31-35, F
@ShenaniganFoodie Seafood is a food group here.
MethDozer · M
Meatball subs.
Pot roast
Asian stuff
Mexican stuff
Oxtails

🥲
Straylight · 31-35, F
@MethDozer Actual oxtails it the candy?
MethDozer · M
@Straylight nah, those are good too but I mean actual cow/ox tails. Braised and aimmered
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Straylight · 31-35, F
basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
@Straylight poor Sumo tiddy gonna be on fire, you have to serve khachapuri piping hot so that when you crack the egg it fries on the bread.

 
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