What is the best purchase you’ve ever made?

Two dollar gas station bj from a hooker without teeth. The bumps were worth it

Honestly, a purse . Well actually 3 of them. They are designed for concealed carry ( handgun) because I carry . They are made of quality leather and are very strong and heavy duty. Black, brown, and oxblood are colors. I used to think they were too stiff and I took them to a man that “ broke them in” for me . The more I use them the more I like them and they are 5 years old . I looked to see is they had any other colors and the price has more than tripled! They are all of in excellent shape and I take care of them. Best purchase I ever made! 😌🙄

after yesterday my Versace bathing suit seemed to do the trick. first time he didn't rip something off me in a while

I can think of a few "best purchases" I've made. In no particular order:

30 acres of farm land. A few years after the purchase a cell tower company wanted to lease it to put a tower on. The lease amount was twice the land payment. After a decade I sold out the lease for twice what I paid for the land. I still own the land but no longer collect rent from the tower that's on it.

Volvo wagon for $1200. I put about 100,000 miles on it over about a decade with very few repairs. It got about 24 mpg and I could haul a lot in it with the seat folded down.

Truck for $1400. Dependable and easy to repair. I've had it for over 10 years and it is now just kept as a spare/ back up. I kinda like it better than my current truck so I may eventually replace the engine and put it back on the road.

30' motor home for $600 which was basically the scrap metal value. Working stove, fridge, shower, water heater. The AC did work when I bought it. It's sitting up on blocks out in the woods and is where I go when I need some alone time. I couldn't have built a small storage shed for that, never mind the appliances. I could live out there if I had to.

Amazon stock at $27 a share. Bozos was on CNBC whining about the stock price. Now that stock bounces between $2600-$2800 a share but doesn't pay dividends.

I've got a few REITs that pay out sweet dividends monthly.

2000 Toyota echo. Had it for six years without any problems until someone else totaled it. Even then all three passengers and myself got out of it without a scratch.

It seems the best one I've enjoyed is an ice cream maker haha but one I don't need to put any barrel in the fridge just directly can make yummy ice cream.
My bed haha 😂

My house it took 27 years to pay for it but it was worth it.

My answer is probably one of the least exciting here, but it would be my John Deere 5045 tractor w/bucket loader. I've since added a few attachments for it to include a grader, pto wood chipper and pallet forks. It has been a real workhorse for me and has been the most useful implement I can recall. Not a very sexy answer I'm afraid.

Then there are the woodworking things........😉

Barista style coffee machine for thick espresso

My house 🙂

Condoms

A reverse cycle air conditioner. Our extreme summer temperatures remain outside. 🙂

A yearly pass to all Western Australia's National Parks at half price.

Tie between Manual transmission car and
Victorian Home. Older technology normally goes for a valued discount!

Portable A/C. That thing will be worth all the money once the horrific heatwaves settle in.

Bicycle or I would've probably shot myself out of boredom this last winter

Heated mattress pad. It helps soooo much with my chronic pain.

My ebike my eyeglasses cheap knee braces I like a fold up cane and my 6 or 8 pair of corduroy pants. I have a very nice table in the back room for a real fair price with nice chairs nice wood. Indomethacin for my gout. Capricorn rhyming dictionary. A beautiful cane my uncle made with a found piece of wood..

My entire Femimine wardrobe, All of it.

House, pickup truck, my son’s college

My Piaggio Vespa Primavera motor scooter. 🛵

lawyers for family court

Animal Crossing, Wild World

Just transaction of freedom.

a trip to a country far far away

I got Lasik eye surgery

Food processor

3rd generation Kindle

My upright piano

Education...

Clothes

Any of my cars 🚗❤️

Divorce 💰💸💸😎

Shoes.

A jumper from a thrift shop 21 years ago, Cost a $1. Still good.

Occidental Petroleum Stock

A car I guess...although my dad made it

My car. 🙂