Ask for good health, money and peace :) and a long life, if youre scared of dying, like me

If you can manage it, be tall, rich and handsome 👍

Grow a beard and never shave it.

Get some lifts

Go up on your roof to do an inspection

Give it your all...

get out while you can

well.. lol

"Now solicited" .... I'm not pay for this!

It’s not technically illegal to fake your own death. It’s the tax dodge that comes with it that gets people in trouble.

Give up, Bardy. And it's too late to join the French Foreign Legion.

Pay $59.99 like everyone and you'll get your advice. I have a business to run here , and I don't do probono .

Stay hydrated

Never attempt to disguise yourself with a fake mustache that's smaller than your real mustache.

Note that this doesn't mean to never wear a fake mustache that's smaller than your real mustache; it makes a FANTASTIC distraction, because it attracts attention like nothing else. It's just a lousy disguise, and for the same reason.

Stop asking for advice and for God's sakes buy some elevator shoes.

Now you tell me ...pffft i got nothing

Don't stick your dick in a jar of salsa. It doesn't spice up your sex life

I’m sorry - there is an upcharge for solicited advice. Please kindly pay and then you will receive your solicited advice.

Don't take advice from strangers on the internet.

If you hear weird noises in the night, simply make weirder noises to assert dominance

Dont fart on women you dont know

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