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How do you get a cat 🐈 out of a tree 🌲?

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[c=#4C0073]put on a skirt and climb the tree, .. soon there'll be men willing to help :)[/c]
@SW-User I dont have any. Give me yours.
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@LegionIscariot [c=#4C0073]sure, i'll be right over ✌️[/c]
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cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@waleskinder I used the tuna method and let it get a whiff, I knew it was hungry after being up there for 24 hours. (My neighbors told me)...I got up on a chair and held a laundry basket up for the cat to jump in and he got on the deck roof and jumped in the basket and ate all the food I gave him. Never saw him again. But the neighbors who told me said he had gotten on their roof and someone else’s and they had people climb up and get it down. I told them I used psychology and got him down because I wasn’t going to climb up to a roof.
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Caprice · 41-45, F
Climb up the tree. By the time you get close enough to touch the cat, it’ll jump down🙄
Theseus · 46-50, M
A well aimed .22 should do it. 😊
Adaydreambeliever · 56-60, F
@Theseus Nope! I quite like tangling with you even though you perversely say one thing and allege you mean another - I've got 5 pussies... sadly lost one on Monday so that's kinda a lot of pussy to ignore :P
Theseus · 46-50, M
@Adaydreambeliever Sorry 'bout your pussy. Pussy's a terrible thing to lose. 😊

Now, gimme an example of "perversely say[ing] one thing [while] alleging I mean another." I've no clue what you mean.
Adaydreambeliever · 56-60, F
@Theseus Ahh bless ya! It's another day so let's not dwell on the past.. but moving forward, I will say that I have observed you to be quite contrary :P It seems clear to me that you really hate libs.. you go on about them all the time.. almost akin to a paranoiac. I will share, (generous soul that I am) that your disease re hating Libs is way in excess of your dislike of Conservatives, as I've never seen you bang on about Cons in the same way. I wondered if you were aware?
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Don’t call the fire department. They told a teen boy that they didn’t do cat rescues from trees. Then the boy climbed the tree and fell and broke his back. The ambulance was called and they sent the fire truck with the ladder out before the ambulance got there, standard thing here. They could have saved themselves some time and the boy a lot of medical problems if they had just came out and got the cat out of the tree.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@Butterflykisses24 Happened in my city over 15 years ago.
mrmoose · 70-79, M
@cherokeepatti Have you ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree? Neither have I
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@mrmoose they can break their back when they fall though. I moved and had a cat...no screen on my kitchen window and it was balmy one morning in my apartment so I opened the window to get some fresh air before work and my cat got out. She went behind the apartment to the straight tall pine tree. I had to go to work and there was a cat on the ground staring up at her, I guess he chased her up there. I chased the cat away and then begged her to come down and she wouldn’t do it. I went inside and got the laundry hamper and told her to come down and jump. She still wouldn’t do it. So I told her that I had to go to work and if she didn’t get down now that I would leave her up there all day long...she decided to come down then and jumped into the hamper.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Get a tall stick and put some tuna on the end of it and tell the cat there’s more where that came from.
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You call men in uniform.
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@DukeOfEarle 🤷‍♀️ 'tis what I see in movies or is it books? I forget.
Actually I think firemen do the pussy rescue. Its why cops are so jealous. [image deleted]@SW-User
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Grab it, and suffer the many gashes it leaves on your way down
Garden hose + water= Meow fucking rooooow!
Burn down the tree.
I am teasing of course. I wouldn’t want to harm animals or trees.
walabby · 61-69, M
Just wait... It'll figure it out...
mrmoose · 70-79, M
Butterflykisses24 · 51-55, F
@mrmoose no.bad moosy
Mysti · 51-55, F
Leave it alone. It will find its own way.
@Mysti Leave 🍂
Just climb up the tree.
@EugenieLaBorgia But then how do I get myself out of the tree?
@LegionIscariot You climb down! I'm sure you can climb trees!
Hero firefighters with hero fire hoses?
Ian123 · 61-69, M
With great difficulty...and the fire brigade
Jm31xxx · 41-45, M
Get the tree outta the earth

 
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