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SarahAndSamantha

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Sweet, goofy, fun loving ravenclaw twindividual trans girl Object Class: Keter FAQ in 'about me'

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Tell me a fact hat's none of my business

"Do not touch" has to be the most terrifying sentence.....in braille

and you should too

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I just realized that they only taught us 25 letters of the alphabet in gradeschool. I don't know why

From my perspective, the JEDI are buttheads!!!!!!

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I should learn how to belly dance. I mean, might as well do something with my belly that won't go away, apparently

I finished mowing early. Stopped to move a stick. reached down to pick it up, and it started slithering away. I'll finish the yard tomorrow, TY

Also, I'll put the mower away tomorrow too!

don't care, serves him right

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got my yard display plan

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Just in case you need it

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Has anyone seen my empathy? I seem to have lost it somewhere

I know the call of the void is a thing, but that was ridiculous. I better stay home for a while

just sittin up here

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And her name would be Sparklebutt

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Woe to you of earth and sea.....

Just smoked what I hope to be my last cigarette....ever. So if I'm a bit bitchier than usual, I apologize in advance.

Somebody bring me ice cream! I'll share it......

....with my cat

In the immortal words of GWAR..."C'mon baby, kick 'em in the ding ding"

On this, the 14th day of Pride, I think it's time I reveal to you all the actual TRANS AGENDA!!!!

We’re just trying to educate people on the parts of speech. It’s been a LONG lesson, but I think you all finally know what pronouns are. Hopefully you'll catch on to the next lesson quicker. We're gonna start offending you with our adjectives.

greatest cup of all time

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You walk up to two doors. In front of them is one Shakira who's hips always tell the truth, and a Shakira who's hips always lie

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No power in the 'verse can stop me. I aim to misbehave

Who wants TACOS!!!

If The Gambler was about a different profession

The Fast Food Worker: You got to know when to flip'em. Know when to stick'em. Know when to make some fries and when to stock buns. You never count the customers when they're sittin' in the drivethru give them sauce and napkins when they're order's... See More »

everyone starts somewhere

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