May I pluck your beard for research?

Only if you wear Safety Googles.
My beard hair is pretty wiry - so you wouldn't want it to accidentally get in your eye. Safety first I always say. Cheers!

That would be great, pluck away. It’ll save me money at the salon, I’ll only have to pay for back waxing. 👍

I'll have to grow it for you because I shaved in th morning.
Do tell me the result of this research.

Do yours 🙄

From you, that's a pretty tame request.

OK, but first I have to grow a beard.

After I do, you can be first in line!

She says no

No beard, sorry.

Is the research whether or not I’ll cry?
And whether it’ll be from the pain or emotion of losing my beard?🤔

Pay me first

Shhhhh don't expose that I have a beard!!!

Sure,lemme take it off

Help yourself, but stay above the equator!

Sure. I need a shave anyways.

Absolutely not!! Those hairs are thick and feel as if they are rooted in bone!

Beard, yes. Not the mustache though, that would hurt like hell. 🤔

I'm not giving out my DNA !!

No beard, just a five o'clock shadow (it makes me look older).

Ginger 'Stache suffice?

If you want short hairs, that’s not where to look.

you can't kid me

you'd do it for fun!

Ill grow it for you babe

It’s not allowed!!!

No fatima back to your room

Yes, but I get to play with your boobs