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What's stopping you from joining the Church of Scientology ?

laurieluvsit · 26-30, F
There are cults that I like better.

Like since I am a nudist, a Wiccan Church would be perfect because they worship nature in the nude and are almost exclusively Bi and Lesbian females.

I think I was born for that ...lol


And of course, there is always the "Gang Bang Church" in Southern California. There really is such a thing, I'm not kidding! ...lol

Snuffy1957 · 61-69, M
@laurieluvsit
Makes me wish I had been born female 😋
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
I’m not rich enough to join that cult but if I were I still wouldn’t. I like to keep my money close and donate to who I want to donate.
Nimbus · M
@cherokeepatti Good point!
Me too.
AbbeyRhode · F
I don't get involved with cults. I worship the one true God.
Nimbus · M
@AbbeyRhode Respect 👍
Unhinged · 100+
@AbbeyRhode Sorry I mean Yahweh
AbbeyRhode · F
@nedkelly Lol, I love him dearly, but I don't worship anyone but God. ☺️
nedkelly · 61-69, M
On my application I mentioned I support Liverpool
Nimbus · M
@nedkelly Banned from all Churches then?
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@nedkelly

You knew that Scousers only have to pay half the initiation fee and half the dues. 🤭
Musicman · 61-69, M
I believe in Jesus and I don't do cults.
Like2play · M
@Musicman sounds like a cult to me.
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
I was a Catholic for 16 years, im cult proof
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
Good sense is what's stopping me. 🤫
Common sense.
Flenflyys · 31-35, F
PoeticPlay · 51-55, M
Intelligence, self discipline, self respect, self esteem, self worth, self image, selfishness, and….🤔

modesty.🤭
smiler2012 · 56-60
@Nimbus 🤔i am a thick ignorant liverpool fan nimby 😆
smiler2012 · 56-60
@whowasthatmaskedman 😆hello have we another man from down under giving scousers and liverpool a bad name lol
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
@smiler2012 I have a permit, being an East Anglian by birth,,😷
smiler2012 · 56-60
@whowasthatmaskedman 😆fair enough i will let you off
DrWatson · 70-79, M
You need a reason TO do something like that, not a reason to NOT do it.

I have no reason at all.
SW-User
I'm a failure at repressing all thought and emotion. They hate that.
jehova · 31-35, M
Reality. And lack of evidence. Plus might have been me.
I hate science.

Do they have Bunsen burners at their services?
FloorGenAdm · 51-55, M
That sounds like somebody elses fight to me.
Snuffy1957 · 61-69, M
If you have to ask you wouldn't understand..
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
It says its a religion. I dont do religions😷
TexChik · F
God... Or rather the fear of his wrath
Monday2 · 51-55, F
Don't believe in that crap 😡
meggie · F
I can't be arsed with any church
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
Most everything.
Card carrying member 🕺
walabby · 61-69, M
Because Scientology is a cult that can't provide a sacrifice for sin.
AndysLoft · 56-60, M
My trousers are stuck on the door frame and I cannot move.
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
Intelligence
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
Good sense!
ronisme1 · 61-69, M
Everything
Elessar · 26-30, M
Unhinged · 100+
Tom Cruise just really isn't my type
Nimbus · M
@Unhinged Wise ;)
Unhinged · 100+
@Nimbus you might be though
Unhinged · 100+
Common sense

 
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