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What's stopping you from joining the Church of Scientology ?

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Monday2 · 51-55, F Best Comment
Don't believe in that crap 😡

laurieluvsit · 31-35, F
There are cults that I like better.

Like since I am a nudist, a Wiccan Church would be perfect because they worship nature in the nude and are almost exclusively Bi and Lesbian females.

I think I was born for that ...lol


And of course, there is always the "Gang Bang Church" in Southern California. There really is such a thing, I'm not kidding! ...lol

Snuffy1957 · 61-69, M
@laurieluvsit
Makes me wish I had been born female 😋
cherokeepatti · 70-79, F
I’m not rich enough to join that cult but if I were I still wouldn’t. I like to keep my money close and donate to who I want to donate.
Nimbus · M
@cherokeepatti Good point!
Me too.
AbbeyRhode · F
I don't get involved with cults. I worship the one true God.
Nimbus · M
@AbbeyRhode Respect 👍
Unhinged · 100+
@AbbeyRhode Sorry I mean Yahweh
AbbeyRhode · F
@SW-User Lol, I love him dearly, but I don't worship anyone but God. ☺️
SW-User
On my application I mentioned I support Liverpool
Nimbus · M
@SW-User Banned from all Churches then?
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@SW-User

You knew that Scousers only have to pay half the initiation fee and half the dues. 🤭
22Michelle · 70-79, T
I'm not that dumb.
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
Good sense is what's stopping me. 🤫
I'm not into joining any organized religion. Not only is religion controlling with its reward and punishment practices, but it doesn't begin to cover the magnitude of what God really is. I'm pious in my beliefs. The doctrines of religion just get in the way.
Flenflyys · 31-35, F
ArishMell · 70-79, M
I would never join a cult!

It is not a "church" but a personality cult built by its founder for his own ends.
Common sense.
PoeticPlay · 56-60, M
Intelligence, self discipline, self respect, self esteem, self worth, self image, selfishness, and….🤔

modesty.🤭
DrWatson · 70-79, M
You need a reason TO do something like that, not a reason to NOT do it.

I have no reason at all.
Snuffy1957 · 61-69, M
If you have to ask you wouldn't understand..
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
I was a Catholic for 16 years, im cult proof
I hate science.

Do they have Bunsen burners at their services?
meggie · F
I can't be arsed with any church
jehova · 36-40, M
Reality. And lack of evidence. Plus might have been me.
SW-User
I'm a failure at repressing all thought and emotion. They hate that.
FloorGenAdm · 51-55, M
That sounds like somebody elses fight to me.
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
It says its a religion. I dont do religions😷
Card carrying member 🕺
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
Most everything.
22Michelle · 70-79, T
@SW-User q6 Commom sense.
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
Intelligence
smiler2012 · 61-69
@Nimbus 🤔i am a thick ignorant liverpool fan nimby 😆
smiler2012 · 61-69
@whowasthatmaskedman 😆hello have we another man from down under giving scousers and liverpool a bad name lol
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
@smiler2012 I have a permit, being an East Anglian by birth,,😷
smiler2012 · 61-69
@whowasthatmaskedman 😆fair enough i will let you off
Sneedville · 26-30, F
The lore story about aliens and thetans😂😂
😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
TexChik · F
God... Or rather the fear of his wrath
ronisme1 · 70-79, M
jehova · 36-40, M
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
Good sense! It's simply an elaborate cult.
SW-User
I read that their leader beats anyone that opposes his will or doesn't scam enough money.
AndysLoft · 56-60, M
My trousers are stuck on the door frame and I cannot move.
Elessar · 31-35, M
Because Scientology is a cult that can't provide a sacrifice for sin.
Unhinged · 100+
Tom Cruise just really isn't my type
Nimbus · M
@Unhinged Wise ;)
Unhinged · 100+
@Nimbus you might be though
Musicman · 61-69, M
I believe in Jesus and I don't do cults.
Like2play · M
@Musicman sounds like a cult to me.
Unhinged · 100+
Common sense

 
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