What's stopping you from joining the Church of Scientology ?

There are cults that I like better.

Like since I am a nudist, a Wiccan Church would be perfect because they worship nature in the nude and are almost exclusively Bi and Lesbian females.

I think I was born for that ...lol


And of course, there is always the "Gang Bang Church" in Southern California. There really is such a thing, I'm not kidding! ...lol