originnone · 61-69, M
Do you eat more chicken than a man ever seen?https://youtu.be/uxX18WZ6Glw?si=4pQ9Q3ouqrsaF-fj
I can eat an entire cock too
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wildbill83 · 41-45, M
Applepiedom · 61-69, M
@PepsiColaP if you do body suit will fit
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
@PepsiColaP I know :P

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proud? bish, plz
story origin:

story origin:

Pfuzylogic · M
@SW-User Watch your hands; that poor chicken is about to spit up ! 😳
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
Entire? 😳😳


deadgerbil · 26-30, M
No soy boys over here
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
Did you mount it first?

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@SkeetSkeet of course. What kind of man do you think I am?
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
@SW-User a starfish,,
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
That's not an achievement.
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
@MarkPaul Yikes... there's a lot to unpack here. Well... the place setting is nicely laid out although the napkin seems hastily deposited without proper spacing. The corn looks raw and fish seems to have a preponderance of seasoning that appears literally plopped on top of it. The tomato plate is nicely arranged. The crumbs on the table by the knife are offsetting. I think you should try to do better. Presentation: C-
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@MarkPaul Not all all good sir. I've just taken first place in the regional chicken eating championships
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@SW-User You will not go on to the finals.
Tastyfrzz · 61-69, M
The local Racks has a three pound sirloin steak that's free if you eat it all.
Jake966 · 56-60, M
Feathers and all ?!

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@Jake966 especially the feathers
Fertilization · 36-40, F
Cooked or uncooked??😜

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@Fertilization uncooked of course 😅
LemonWorld · F
Was probably lab meat

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@LemonWorld youre probably lab meat
LemonWorld · F
@SW-User youll have to find out

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@LemonWorld Come here then 😤 I need to find out. For science of course
Pfuzylogic · M

Raaii · 22-25, F
wah

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Was it cooked?
Was it cooked?
pride49 · 31-35, M
Now I'm hungry.... 😏
I really want to make a joke now that would be super inappropriate and only the sort of thing that someone who really knows you well and vice versa could get away with, so I'll just settle for congrats, good job.
HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M

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@MarmeeMarch I'm not SW enough for that
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@MarmeeMarch touché

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I don't want to hear about your depraved activity with a chicken

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@SW-User Yeah like I'm going to believe that. You live for my depraved activities with chickens

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@SW-User I bet you seasoned it and roasted first before you had your filthy way with it ? Didn't you ? I know your type ...disgraceful

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@SW-User stahp pls 🥵🥵
HannahSky · F
Ate or *****d
Nanori · F
You're gonna lay eggs now
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
An accomplishment you can reflect upon on your death bed.
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
I was enjoying a pint of lager in the comfort of my own home. CALL THE COPS!
Actually, call the ambulance, there might have been a stray sprig of lavender in there 😱
Actually, call the ambulance, there might have been a stray sprig of lavender in there 😱
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@Nomoramon Well sherlock, you're far too quick-witted for the rest of us. I would stick around for your next riveting observation but I fear it would be beyond me
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@Nomoramon While this little chat has been fun, I'm going to end it now. I don't particularly care to spend my evening bullying a man with clear mental illnesses and disabilities.
I hope you're getting the help you need.
I hope you're getting the help you need.

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Beast mode 🐷👊🏻
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LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
As someone who has eaten an entire chicken exactly once in my lifetime, I congratulate you.
HannahSky · F
Someone here thinks you're a "fag" lol
Your shit gonna stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink

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@V00doo I'll be sure to keep you updated on that
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
I prefer cock ☺️ but you eat your chicken
Guitarman123 · 31-35, M
@iamonfire696 hope you have regular sex
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@Guitarman123 that’s a weird thing to say but thanks I guess lol
Guitarman123 · 31-35, M
@iamonfire696 I know if I was your bf we'd be at it a lot
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