I just ate an entire chicken and I'm very proud

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MarkPaul · 26-30, M

That's not an achievement.

SW-User

@MarkPaul i disagree

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@SW-User You're full of chicken... of course you disagree. Still... well, it lacks the substantive merit of an achievement that we have our standards set to. At best, you can expect a participation trophy.

SkeetSkeet · 100+, F

@MarkPaul Yikes... there's a lot to unpack here. Well... the place setting is nicely laid out although the napkin seems hastily deposited without proper spacing. The corn looks raw and fish seems to have a preponderance of seasoning that appears literally plopped on top of it. The tomato plate is nicely arranged. The crumbs on the table by the knife are offsetting. I think you should try to do better. Presentation: C-
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SW-User

@MarkPaul Not all all good sir. I've just taken first place in the regional chicken eating championships

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@SW-User You will not go on to the finals.