hit me with your corniest pick-up lines

My sister met a guy in a bar she used to work at. He said "I have your name tattooed on my ass". She said prove it. He pulls his pants down and you see the words "your name" on his ass. They have been married for 16 years. Does that count? Lol.

Roses are red,
lemons are sour,
open your legs
and give me an hour

It worked, but on me... Have to add it was a then gf being naughty with me. Ahem.

Are your legs tired? - Because you been running through my mind all day

I had a guy ask if he could sit next to me, stating he was "non predatory". It made me laugh, and we were making out a couple hours later. ;)

I simply walked up to a man & said are you going to take me home or what?
Best sex I EV-ER had ;)
We were married 15 years.

Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!

Darlin', if you were a lazer, you'd be set on stunning.

Check this one out. I met this girl and she and i were talking, having a nice chat when a friend of hers walks up. This friend had been stalking me for ever it seemed.

I became uneasy and wanted to get away but needed to get a number from the girl I liked. All could remember was that she had just said she liked to go to tanning beds. sooooo...... Here is the line I used.

Me "So you want to go tan together sometime?"
Her " Uhh?"
Me "Can i get your number and we'll..blah, blah blah"

She gave me her number and we dated for a couple years. Unbelievably awful but it worked.

Do you fancy a game of table football?

(this has worked more than once but it helps if there's a table football table nearby).

Girl: wanna know what i think is cute?
Me: a guy in an autozone polo......

That line lead to a nine year relationship!

You know... Your feet would look good above my head board.

Girl,are you a tower?
'cause Eiffel in love with you.

I've never really had a clever pickup line, none that ever worked. I played in a rock band for a number of years and never really needed one.

"I'm going to Ikea. Can I get you some lingonberries?"

Is your last name Gilette? Coz you're the best a man can get ;)

lets go to the rock quarry im a little boulder there