hit me with your corniest pick-up lines
bonus points if they ever actually worked on someone
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gdon39 · 41-45, M
Check this one out. I met this girl and she and i were talking, having a nice chat when a friend of hers walks up. This friend had been stalking me for ever it seemed.
I became uneasy and wanted to get away but needed to get a number from the girl I liked. All could remember was that she had just said she liked to go to tanning beds. sooooo...... Here is the line I used.
Me "So you want to go tan together sometime?"
Her " Uhh?"
Me "Can i get your number and we'll..blah, blah blah"
She gave me her number and we dated for a couple years. Unbelievably awful but it worked.
I became uneasy and wanted to get away but needed to get a number from the girl I liked. All could remember was that she had just said she liked to go to tanning beds. sooooo...... Here is the line I used.
Me "So you want to go tan together sometime?"
Her " Uhh?"
Me "Can i get your number and we'll..blah, blah blah"
She gave me her number and we dated for a couple years. Unbelievably awful but it worked.