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Cajunfirefly · 41-45, F

Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!

ilonaeve · 26-30, F

@Cajunfirefly: I had something similar said to me once, the classic "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" I responded with "no, but I scraped my knees pretty bad crawling out of hell." He didn't bother me after that..

Cajunfirefly · 41-45, F

@ilonaeve: PERFECT!! 😍