hit me with your corniest pick-up lines

bonus points if they ever actually worked on someone

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SW-User

My sister met a guy in a bar she used to work at. He said "I have your name tattooed on my ass". She said prove it. He pulls his pants down and you see the words "your name" on his ass. They have been married for 16 years. Does that count? Lol.

ilonaeve · 26-30, F

@Browneyedoe: that absolutely counts and that's brilliant 👏👏