hit me with your corniest pick-up lines

bonus points if they ever actually worked on someone

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Roses are red,
lemons are sour,
open your legs
and give me an hour

It worked, but on me... Have to add it was a then gf being naughty with me. Ahem.

ilonaeve · 26-30, F

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