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TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
The Israeli Ambassador at the U.N. began, "Ladies and gentlemen before I commence with my speech, I want to relay an old Passover story.
"When Moses was leading the Jews out of Egypt toward the Promised Land, he had to go through the nearly endless Sinai desert.
"When they reached the Promised Land, the people had become very thirsty and needed water. So Moses struck the side of a mountain with his staff and a pond appeared with crystal clean, cool water. The people rejoiced and drank to their hearts' content.
"Moses put down his staff and went to a solitary corner of the pond to drink, and meditate in prayer. But once Moses returned, he found that his staff had been stolen.
"I have reason to believe ladies and gentlemen that the Palestinians stole the staff of our great Prophet Moses.'"
The Palestinian delegate to the UN, hearing this accusation, jumps from his seat and screams out, "This is a travesty. It is widely known that there were no such thing as 'Palestinians' at that time!"
"And with that in mind," said the Israeli Ambassador, "let me now begin my speech."
"When Moses was leading the Jews out of Egypt toward the Promised Land, he had to go through the nearly endless Sinai desert.
"When they reached the Promised Land, the people had become very thirsty and needed water. So Moses struck the side of a mountain with his staff and a pond appeared with crystal clean, cool water. The people rejoiced and drank to their hearts' content.
"Moses put down his staff and went to a solitary corner of the pond to drink, and meditate in prayer. But once Moses returned, he found that his staff had been stolen.
"I have reason to believe ladies and gentlemen that the Palestinians stole the staff of our great Prophet Moses.'"
The Palestinian delegate to the UN, hearing this accusation, jumps from his seat and screams out, "This is a travesty. It is widely known that there were no such thing as 'Palestinians' at that time!"
"And with that in mind," said the Israeli Ambassador, "let me now begin my speech."
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Rokan · 31-35, M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout actually God led then through the desert away from the Palestinians so they wouldn't have war and run away 😅 brb
Exodus 13:17
And it came to pass, when Pharaoh had let the people go, that God led them not by the way of the land of the Philistines, although that was near; for God said: 'Lest peradventure the people repent when they see war, and they return to Egypt.'
And it came to pass, when Pharaoh had let the people go, that God led them not by the way of the land of the Philistines, although that was near; for God said: 'Lest peradventure the people repent when they see war, and they return to Egypt.'
Patriot96 · 56-60, C
Christmas story.
Three guys arrive at the pearly gates at the same time.
St. Peter tells them they must each come up with something in their pockets, related to the season, in orger to get into heaven.
1st guy pulls a lighter.. its like the Christmas candle
Groan, OK
2ND guy pulls key from his pocket. Christmas bells
Groan, ok
3rd guy pulls a pair of red panties from his pocket. THEYRE CAROLS
Three guys arrive at the pearly gates at the same time.
St. Peter tells them they must each come up with something in their pockets, related to the season, in orger to get into heaven.
1st guy pulls a lighter.. its like the Christmas candle
Groan, OK
2ND guy pulls key from his pocket. Christmas bells
Groan, ok
3rd guy pulls a pair of red panties from his pocket. THEYRE CAROLS
Do snow globes ever get scared?
No, but they occasionally get shaken
No, but they occasionally get shaken
GLaDOS · 100+
Oh i love all humans. Except one.
ThreeLittleBirds · F
Joke
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Rokan · 31-35, M
ThreeLittleBirds · F
😂 purrrfecto response 🤣🎺@Rokan