How is your day going so far??

Mine. Well, was going smoothly until a dude up in marketing tells me to tie my shoe better, its hanging too far down.

I tell him it's fine. It's always like that ( because I am a grown damn adult and don't need to be told to tie my shoes)

😐 see where This headed?
Mmhmm

I turn to walk away ( with flare) and trip over shoe lace and grab for the wall.

He of course tells me ' see, need to tie your shoes better, why don't you listen?"

Oh. Hell. No

I in return tell him ... I don't understand how your wife let you live so long..

Him: "me neither actually, It's one my life's biggest mysteries "


I couldn't stay peeved. A laugh cackled out.