I feel weird with a spider in the bathroom watching me 💩

relatable

...i wonder if humans are the only creatures that have felt. .such feelings...

Your Bob and my John II would definitely be friends

Watching with all eight eyes!

You’re telling me you let some spider named Bob see you naked but not me?!?

just think about all the eyes it has and that he's look at all of you at the same time

Try having a dozen fruit flies flying around you. Maybe it’s a super secret spider robot spying on you.

Aww, spiders are friends, they eat all those nasty bugs. Now imagine a spider in his web with a boner, constantly getting stuck as he tries to run for that fly.

make you all wet, he watching you,

He's a government Drone, reporting back to the motherland as we speak...

Hey Bob, why are you bobbing at my boobies

You will more likely blind him

😳😳😳😳