I feel weird with a spider in the bathroom watching me 💩

They're just a small little thing and I named it Bob but I feel weird with it staring at me 🧐

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Captainjackass · 31-35, M

Try having a dozen fruit flies flying around you. Maybe it’s a super secret spider robot spying on you.

SatanBurger · 36-40, F

@Captainjackass That would be annoying, I'd be sitting on the toilet with a flamethrower 😑

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@SatanBurger I have four traps and spray them constantly but they keep coming back.

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SatanBurger · 36-40, F

@Captainjackass There's a non poisonous to humans bug spray that I use for ants sometimes. Maybe you can try that and spray it around the corners.

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@SatanBurger I spray them nonstop but they come back the next day. Idk where their coming from but it’s pissing me off.

SatanBurger · 36-40, F

@Captainjackass Maybe they're the fruit flies from hell and have come back to haunt you?

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@SatanBurger explains why the spray thats supposed to kill them does nothing.
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