Cringiest pickup lines you've ever heard
"Baby, I don't like watching sunsets, but I'd love to see you go down."
61-69, M
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LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
I used to collect them. Like, off the internet. Some of the favorites that I've read:
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
"Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my thoughts all day."
"Babe, are those space pants you're wearing? Because your butt is out of this world."
"That is a beautiful dress you're wearing. It'll look great crumpled in a corner of my room."
I can't remember any others off the top of my head.
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
"Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my thoughts all day."
"Babe, are those space pants you're wearing? Because your butt is out of this world."
"That is a beautiful dress you're wearing. It'll look great crumpled in a corner of my room."
I can't remember any others off the top of my head.