Apparently I already took the red pill.
https://similarworlds.com/experiences/vivid-dreams/5060694-Had-a-wonderful-dream-this-morning-Another-realistic-stress
Joking aside, I wouldn't mind if they were actual nightmares, not just stress dreams, though. I actually miss the ones where I was being chased by some monster out of a horror movie. I think one of my favorite dreams when I was a kid was what you could classify as a nightmare. There were these people who looked just like anyone else, but they were from another world. And they had these mouths full of sharp teeth. Circular, like a lamprey, but they spun like a circular saw. And they ate people.
So yeah. Red pill and the blue pill.