buy tissues in bulk

Hire a lawyer to increase my share. Of course $50 won't get me a good one, or even a bad one for long, but if they can get you to give me $125 instead, that's $25 extra for me. 😌

Unbelievable

I'd look into your eyes and say do you really want to do this to a poor old widow who can't find a job? 😭😔

Return it

I'd turn it into twenty-five dollars.

Organise online for Jehovah's Witnesses to visit you every 30minutes from 6 to 6 like clockwork everyday till you give me the other $13,999,950.00

I'd buy your used McDonalds straws from you.

Offer it to you for the remaining sum

👀

Damn!

Shovel... lye....

😏

Definitely buying a cartoon anvil.

Go down to 7th and Vine, get frisky with the one legged hooker that hangs out there. Her name is Eileen I think.

buy 50 bucks worth of lotto tickets and hopefully win $100m and gloat and get in a "haha" match with you

Spend it on lottery tickets.

Buy you a new wallet to keep your $28m in

Use it to distract you so I can steal your money.

Buy rat poison

*steals the whole 28 Million*👋 bye!

I dunno.....how much is does a hit man cost?🤔

You need to re-check your arithmatic!

Im going to Disneyland

Hire a hit man

You are too generous. 😆

Burn it in a piles. Nothing is worth buying these days snyways

Well DAYUM.