Horok · 31-35, M
Make a call to the IRS.
Organise online for Jehovah's Witnesses to visit you every 30minutes from 6 to 6 like clockwork everyday till you give me the other $13,999,950.00
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bookerdana · M
Hire a lawyer to increase my share. Of course $50 won't get me a good one, or even a bad one for long, but if they can get you to give me $125 instead, that's $25 extra for me. 😌
@mindstruggle hmm, with $27.99M you probably do 🤔 I should have thought this through better 😭
mindstruggle · F
@mindstruggle that's kind of a creepy look. I'll just take the $50 and be more than happy with it. 😬


beermeplease · M
buy 50 bucks worth of lotto tickets and hopefully win $100m and gloat and get in a "haha" match with you 

mindstruggle · F
@beermeplease
That won't guarantee you winning! 😼
That won't guarantee you winning! 😼
beermeplease · M
@mindstruggle then just get me out of debt...*honestly tells you i'm 14m in debt 

mindstruggle · F
@beermeplease
I would in a heartbeat.
I would in a heartbeat.
BooksRMe · 46-50, M
I'd have to pay for your ride back home eh??
mindstruggle · F
@BooksRMe
We're good friends I'm adding $50 🙂↕
We're good friends I'm adding $50 🙂↕
BooksRMe · 46-50, M
Your friendship is worth more than your share of the loot anyways, ty dear 😌
mindstruggle · F
@BooksRMe
Awwwe you're sweet. 🤗
Awwwe you're sweet. 🤗
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
I'd look into your eyes and say do you really want to do this to a poor old widow who can't find a job? 😭😔
mindstruggle · F
@Justmeraeagain
That might work 😭
That might work 😭
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
@mindstruggle cha-ching!
mindstruggle · F
@Justmeraeagain
Dammit!
Dammit!
Offer it to you for the remaining sum
👀
👀
mindstruggle · F
@Bexsy
Fiiiiiiine you're getting extra $70
Fiiiiiiine you're getting extra $70
@mindstruggle I'll take it!
mindstruggle · F
@Bexsy
Well you can borrow anytime 😌
Well you can borrow anytime 😌
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
Unbelievable
mindstruggle · F
@ShepherdBard
I'm adding $ 1 🤗🤗🤗
I'm adding $ 1 🤗🤗🤗
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle don’t bother 😒
mindstruggle · F
@ShepherdBard
I wanted you to spoil yourself. 😒
I wanted you to spoil yourself. 😒
GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
I'd turn it into twenty-five dollars.
mindstruggle · F
@CountScrofula
And gave the other half to me?
And gave the other half to me?
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@mindstruggle Always willing to help a friend in need when I have twenty-five dollars.
backnforth · M
Return it
backnforth · M
@mindstruggle you wouldn’t be making excuses ✋
mindstruggle · F
@backnforth
Don't tell me what to do
Don't tell me what to do
backnforth · M
@mindstruggle or what
GerOttman · 70-79, M
Go down to 7th and Vine, get frisky with the one legged hooker that hangs out there. Her name is Eileen I think.
mindstruggle · F
@MsSwan
Yes swanny? 😌
Yes swanny? 😌
H1raeth · 36-40, M
I'd buy your used McDonalds straws from you.
mindstruggle · F
@H1raeth
I don't sell em! 😤
I don't sell em! 😤
mindstruggle · F
@H1raeth
I'm giving you new ones
I'm giving you new ones
H1raeth · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle You're throwing away gold tubes every time you waste one. 😔
bookerdana · M
*steals the whole 28 Million*👋 bye!
bookerdana · M
@mindstruggle Watch me!!!!!!😹
mindstruggle · F
@bookerdana
No bc it won't happen!
No bc it won't happen!
bookerdana · M
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
You need to re-check your arithmatic!
mindstruggle · F
@Nitedoc
I think it's alright
I think it's alright
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
@mindstruggle I beg to differ.
itsok · 31-35, F
Buy you a new wallet to keep your $28m in
mindstruggle · F
@itsok
Alright I'll give you extra $30 share
Alright I'll give you extra $30 share
FreestyleArt · 36-40, M
Burn it in a piles. Nothing is worth buying these days snyways
Punxi · F
Damn!
mindstruggle · F
@Punxi
Hi sissy 😘
Hi sissy 😘
Punxi · F
@mindstruggle Hiya sis 🫂
mindstruggle · F
@Punxi
i'm giving you extra $20
i'm giving you extra $20
Gibbon · 70-79, M
Well DAYUM.
mindstruggle · F
@Gibbon
I'm just a gurl.
I'm just a gurl.
Gibbon · 70-79, M
@mindstruggle Not again! The 'I’m just a girl' card? I’ll need DNA results before I accept this alibi.
Iwillwait · M
Spend it on lottery tickets.
Selah ·
Definitely buying a cartoon anvil.
Neoerectus · M
Shovel... lye....
😏
😏
mindstruggle · F
@Neoerectus
Shovel what?
Shovel what?
Neoerectus · M
Picklebobble2 · 61-69, M

mindstruggle · F
@Picklebobble2
Nice
Nice
Picklebobble2 · 61-69, M
@mindstruggle Thought i might as well put your real selfie to your question
Degbeme · 70-79, M

MasterLee · 56-60, M
Buy rat poison
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Use it to distract you so I can steal your money.
OogieBoogie · F
I dunno.....how much is does a hit man cost?🤔
mindstruggle · F
StygianKohlrabi · 46-50, M
buy tissues in bulk
mindstruggle · F
@StygianKohlrabi
*there there
*there there
StygianKohlrabi · 46-50, M
@mindstruggle *quietly takes my 0.0002%*
RosaMarie · 46-50, F
Hire a hit man
StygianKohlrabi · 46-50, M
@RosaMarie you are a hit man
RosaMarie · 46-50, F
@StygianKohlrabi I lack a key weapon to be a hit man.
StygianKohlrabi · 46-50, M
@RosaMarie hit individual
empanadas · 31-35, M
Im going to Disneyland
mindstruggle · F
@empanadas
Whereeee?
Whereeee?
Musicman · 61-69, M
You are too generous. 😆
mindstruggle · F
@Musicman
Why thank you
Why thank you











































