What’s the most expensive thing you’ve ever broken during... "extracurricular activities"? Was it the furniture or your dignity?

I've broken a few beds actually 😬

Does blowing out a hamstring count? 🤔

A celling fan. 🫣

My independence. I got pregnant…

My Moms back window in her car

A ladder and a garage door, together..

one of those "I dare ya" things gone wrong

the coffee table in our family room

A marble top end table

When younger (no I wasn't 37) and living at my parents I had to lock our dog away because he was trying to join the fun 😂

A toy

Definitely dignity !!

My ego

Furniture

Dignity.

A recliner

I once ripped the overhead underground parking garage door of my condo building from it's tracks, which was a solid wood door that was 30 feet wide, which then fell onto my vehicle and followed me to my underground parking space.

Please don't think I tried to hide this from anyone... I did the responsible thing and told the building superintendent via voicemail, where to find the door and to let me know how much I should make the check out for and to whom?