What’s the most expensive thing you’ve ever broken during... "extracurricular activities"? Was it the furniture or your dignity?

I once ripped the overhead underground parking garage door of my condo building from it's tracks, which was a solid wood door that was 30 feet wide, which then fell onto my vehicle and followed me to my underground parking space.

Please don't think I tried to hide this from anyone... I did the responsible thing and told the building superintendent via voicemail, where to find the door and to let me know how much I should make the check out for and to whom?