No dinosaurs were harmed during the production of this film!

And so, my critique of Jurassic World: Dominion? I feel like it ends the series nicely. Sam Neil says that the series was never about the dinosaurs, but about the people. I disagree. It was always about the dinosaurs. If it was about the people, then none of the films would have succeeded because their story was just too weak. And also dinosaurs rule, and I'm glad they're back, even if it's in a fantasy world, to goose my imagination!

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helsbels · 31-35, F

I saw it yesterday and would have to give it a 3 or 4 out of 10... pretty poor overall, personally.

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TheLordOfHell · 41-45

@Darksideinthenight2 All I know is that if I can't be a Ghostbuster, I'm going to be a dinosaur wrangler. Both would look good on a resume

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TheLordOfHell · 41-45

@Darksideinthenight2 Aw damn, I'm sorry to hear that. It's good that you have some awesome memories of hanging out with him, tho

SW-User

Were the dinosaurs really driving off in motorcycles at the end?

TheLordOfHell · 41-45

@SW-User No, silly! They sailed off in a yacht! To Atlantis! Where all good dinosaurs belong!

tenente · 100+, M

@TheLordOfHell @SW-User 😂😂😂 can i see that movie instead?

TheLordOfHell · 41-45

@tenente Hahaha hell yeah!

plungesponge · 41-45, M

Its just one cashgrab after another now. The era of storytelling in big budget movies seems over, it's just the same bwhuaaaauuhmmmm trailer plot over and over. I expect the movie industry to get more and more pornified next because that will be the lowest common denominator to titillate the masses

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plungesponge · 41-45, M

@TheLordOfHell it seems to me a big issue is how many decisions need to get made by a committee. I'm sure back in speilbergs time, he had a vision of what he wanted on the screen and how it fit the narrative, and brought in experts to make it a reality. Nowadays a script writer has to get their ideas past a commitee that is going to check whether the plot ticks a bunch of boxes based on audience surveys, then they film some scaled down version that gets edited by test screen feedback, then a bunch of investors check in every hour to see if every decision is oriented towards IP ownership and merchandising

plungesponge · 41-45, M

@TheLordOfHell you might get a kick out of this. It describes how some of the best actors of the last century are basically churning out lazy garbage content purely for tax purposes now

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TheLordOfHell · 41-45

@plungesponge Ooh I'm going to watch this video on youtube

tenente · 100+, M

while i'm sad the series is over 😢 i'm reassured that If the movie continues to be watched and enjoyed by millions, there will be Internet porn versions of it 👍

TheLordOfHell · 41-45

@tenente Hahahaha oh god, I can't even imagine

tenente · 100+, M

@TheLordOfHell rule 34 😂

TheLordOfHell · 41-45

@tenente Bahahaha exactly 🤣

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