@Ontheroad
Someone who owns a Taco Bell.
Shame on you! 😠

@Fairygirl19
A cherry blossom tree. Soft, lovely, and appreciated by everyone who crosses your path.

@mindstruggle sniffle 🥹🥹🥲🥲 thank you 🩷

@CountScrofula
A polar bear on paid leave.

@mindstruggle The best bears. Also the ones who just like, genuinely eat people and do not give a shit. Very scary boys

@CountScrofula

@Sutten
You'll come back as a rabbit. Soft hearted, adorable, quick witted, and impossible not to love. 💕

@HijabaDabbaDoo
A rare flower everyone stops to admire but with enough thorns to keep the nonsense away.

@mindstruggle I'll take it lol

@greensnacks
You'll come back as a deer. Always chasing the next sunrise, happiest among trees, trails, and fresh air. 😌🦌✨

@mindstruggle that's so sweet. 🦌
Always in fear, just like I'm now 😂

As long as I don't catch zombie disease, I'll be good Bambi

@greensnacks
I'ma call you a Bambii!!! 🦌

@PerfectionOfTheHeart
A star. Pretty enough to admire from afar, bright enough to guide people. 😌✨
You're one of my favorite.

@StygianKohlrabi
There you have it!

@mindstruggle yes! 🤙

@CaptainBard
A random small dude who yap nonstop in the bathroom.

@mindstruggle 😐

@CaptainBard
Silence means true. 🤔

@Straylight

@deadgerbil im sure you pour that on hotdogs and hot links

@empanadas @CaptainBard
I think my work here is done.

@MsSwan
You'll come back as a swan. Gorgeous, graceful, smart, and fully prepared to hiss at anyone who deserves it. 🦢✨

@mindstruggle I like it.

@Degbeme
No afterlife for you cause you're an immortal. But I say you're a relic, because vintage sounds nicer than old.

@thepeculiarpanda
You'll come back as a vinyl record. A timeless classic filled with guitar riffs, drum solos, elite meme collections, bizarre GIFs, and appreciated by the people who get you, like me 😌 🎸✨