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Can you give me really bad life advice? [I Ask Questions]

BlueVeins · 22-25
If you ever need to lose weight, just check the Internet for some cool weight loss supplements! There are thousands of effective options in there, as indicated by their advertising. You don't even have to change your diet or exercise. 😌
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@BlueVeins this sounds like amazing bad advice
SW-User
Rush into a relationship with someone who's controlling and then stay because you think he's micro managing you because he loves you and your self esteem plummets because he subtly makes you feel useless over time and you think you need him just to survive, and the longer you stay, the harder it gets to get out. Then you have kids and he's really got you.
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@SW-User THat's good, I"m taking notes
SW-User
@kelseyM Just watch out for the signs in the beginning, because he'll seem as nice as pie first... then little things will happen like, he'll ask you all the people you saw when you went out with a female friend, tell you to be home by 10pm and text him, then start telling you people you are close to who may see through him are not trustworthy, ask to see your phone and freak if any male friend are on there and demand you delete them.. tons more... And you haven't even moved in together yet lol. Essentially he'll be jealous and mask it as caring about you.
Paintedfox · 36-40, F
Find a career, get married, have kids
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@Paintedfox ok, well I have no career, am single with no kids, does this mean I am doing good or bad?
CestManan · 46-50, F
@kelseyM it means your life belongs to you. That means you are doing good.
Paintedfox · 36-40, F
@kelseyM bad very very bad 😂
royalblue1193 · 31-35, M
Show your butt to everybody
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@royalblue1193 this is vague though, show my butt to what
royalblue1193 · 31-35, M
@kelseyM to a camera
Curiousguy833 · 31-35, M
@kelseyM oh shit haha 😁
bookerdana · M
always take advice from random strangers on the internet😛
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@bookerdana I like doing that though, strangers are always smart and give good advice, no?
Nobody00 · F
Have a child with a WRONG man.
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@Nobody00 that was my plan all along
Nobody00 · F
@kelseyM you asked for a BAD advice?
Sirmunchabunch · 31-35, M
Get married
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@Sirmunchabunch I was hoping to, with the goal to get married and then make his life hell
Sirmunchabunch · 31-35, M
@kelseyM It's not worth it you'll end up miserable too
GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
You should be a hoe. Cause men will like you for your personality. When life gets you down turn to drugs. The numb is all you need. All you need in life is money so keep chasing that dollar.
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@GuyWithOpinions ho, drugs, money. Got it.
GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
@kelseyM youl be homeless in no time. Happy to help 🤝
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
That dream you're so passionate about? Yeah, just go ahead and give up on it and make a career out of something you despise and couldn't care less about. soulcrushing drudgery is where the REAL money is.
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@SarahAndSamantha lolololol oh jeez this one is my life
CestManan · 46-50, F
If you find yourself as a defendant in court, stand before the judge and say, "I am here for some (whatever) county justice! REALLY cram the long prick of the law in my backside! Do your worst!"
Adstar · 56-60, M
If you are angry at your significant other give them the silent treatment.. That always works to resolve the problem and to help solidify the relationship.. 🤪 NOT!
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@Adstar better than the slap upside the head treatment I would guess
Adstar · 56-60, M
@kelseyM Oh physical abuse always works to keep your significant other loving and loyal.. 👍

"Treat them mean, Keep them keen" 😊
If you are too tired to do what your boss tells you, just tell them that you don't feel like it.
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@latinbutterfly with maybe a little slap on the butt too?
CestManan · 46-50, F
@latinbutterfly Lately when my boss tells me to do something, let's just say I do not have enough middle fingers to say how I feel.
firefall · 61-69, M
Make sure you only date pimps and addicts
Birth control doesnt work
Noone will ever notice you steal that
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@firefall this sounds like great advice to me
SalamiMule · 31-35, M
If at first you don't succeed, you should never have tried in the first place.
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@SalamiMule wait a minute this is my life motto
CestManan · 46-50, F
@SalamiMule no, if at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
SW-User
Date a guy that comments “ hottie “ on pics of girls he’s never seen in his life.
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@SW-User he does sound dreamy
Drugs increase dick size and makes you famous.
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@canusernamebemyusername what does it do to clit size?
@kelseyM Extra sensitivity.
Viper · M
Really [b]bad[/b] life advice[b][u]?[/u][/b]


[b][u]Never[/u][/b] use condoms!
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@Viper condoms are the devil, no?
Viper · M
@kelseyM how would I know? I never use them.

Jk
Disposal · 36-40, M
Bet everything on black on the roulette table
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@Disposal hey did you get that delicious treat I sent to you?
Disposal · 36-40, M
@kelseyM nope
Meatboy · 18-21, M
Always spend your money on alcohol
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@Meatboy what about food?
Meatboy · 18-21, M
@kelseyM Nope just spend your money on alcohol, just ask strangers for food
SizEmUp · 26-30, M
Spend more than you have, remember no risk is too big a risk
Ignore your gut instinct. It's always wrong
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@BeefySenpie honestly that's probably good advice for me lol
nedkelly · 61-69, M
Over eat and you will look like Ms Liverpool


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kelseyM · 22-25, F
@nedkelly I don't know who Ms Liverpool is, but I think I want to be her
DavidScott · 51-55, M
smoke plenty of crack
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@DavidScott a gram a day keeps the doctor away
DavidScott · 51-55, M
@kelseyM yes
SW-User
Only date guys named Bubba
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@SW-User dang poor Bubba
Find a nice guy you like and just never text him back 😂
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Go to the county jail to find dates
Mrsbetweenfatandfit · 26-30, F
Believe whatever they tell you
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@Mrsbetweenfatandfit I believe you
Mrsbetweenfatandfit · 26-30, F
@kelseyM that’s the spirit
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kelseyM · 22-25, F
@MURD3RM0NK3Y oh jeeez. but that sounds fun
MURD3RM0NK3Y · 26-30, M
@kelseyM It's what most of us end up doing anyways.

 
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