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summersong · F
I was left unsupervised
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@summersong I should have known
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
I need my lawyer
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@vetguy1991 oh you...you definitely do
LanceVance2020 · 46-50, M
Grendale · 41-45, M
Sometimes...late at night...I touch myself and think of Jesus!
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DunningKruger · 61-69, M
You know what happens when a mommy and daddy love each other very much?
Yeah, that wasn't what happened to me.
Yeah, that wasn't what happened to me.
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@DunningKruger test tube baby?
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
@kelseyM Someone would have had to put in some effort for that.
Rambler · 61-69, M
Not yet, I’m saving it for my memoirs
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kelseyM · 22-25, F
@Soccergirl2016 daaaaang girl you don’t hold back
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Danerol · 36-40, M
But I didn't do it and you can't prove it, so I am just gonna leave
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
Explain myself?
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@kelseyM Knew what?
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@Sidewinder it
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@kelseyM Could yo be a little more specific? What's the "it" you're referring to?
Jessdee05 · 18-21, F
It was only that one time. I swear I’ll never do it again
GermanAf · 26-30, M
Well you see it was like this: I don't fucking know what happened.
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
It was like that when I got here! 🤷
Honest.
Honest.
nedkelly · 61-69, M
I plead the 5th, and my reputation is good enough
OzDiver · 61-69, M
It wasn't me. Honest.
PrivateHell · M
There is no explanation for me
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@PrivateHell yeah, just send you straight to jail
I plead innocent of all charges
Justafantasy · M
It was a good idea at the time
Pinkstarburst · 51-55, F
Nope
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@Pinkstarburst well fine then!
Pinkstarburst · 51-55, F
@kelseyM 😝
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bluemachine · 31-35, M
to you? never!
AllAboutLaffs · 80-89, M
🤷♂️
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@AllAboutLaffs I’m on to you
AllAboutLaffs · 80-89, M
@kelseyM I'm innocent !!! ... really !!! ... I am !!!!!
Degbeme · 70-79, M
MethDozer · M
Yeah Meth Dozer doesn't do that.
tenente · 100+, M
i will print out this post and comments, frame it, and give it to my loved ones for Christmas, b/c i don’t like them very much