Where would you sit on a bus?

W the cool kids of course

Window seat. I like watching trees as the bus moves.

I like sitting close to the door

Middle of the bus my father insisted was the smoothest ride when I was a kid. That sort of always stuck with me.

Whichever has the best leg room.

Where ever a seat is available.

far as possible from the transiant and pool of urine...

On a seat.

Whatever the most space is available

idk