Why were you snooping in my phone 😑

Oh, that was your phone? It was just there on the table all left on its own and I felt like keeping it company. Nice selfies tho come speaking of it!

Thanks. You make me feel really good... 😞

I was told you had the answers to the test we're taking tomorrow.

but baby
I mean
I thought it was my phone
It was an honest mistake

I work for ICE and you looked suspicious.

I thought your phone was our phone.

just wanted to see what profile pic you used next to my number

Looking for soup recipes

I thought it was mine.

But how could I?
I don't know the password.

Nudes 🙄

I was curious 🥲

Oh when I asked if I could use your toilet I meant to say phone. 😅 As a toilet

I didn’t do it

I heard you have Miley's phone number.

I was looking for games

Needed the recipe for strawberry shortcake

Seeing what i could find

I never touched your phone

wanted to play angry birds 😕

I was trying to swat a bug on the screen

It wasnt me i swear

Obviously to call my phone.

Its missing.

Looking through your search history

I was looking for recipes

Maybe it is a morbid curiosity I guess

Looking for noodies.

Looking for nudes

Strickly a porn history comparison.

For a friend.

Looking for nudes, was disappointed but still keep coming back anyways just because I know you can see :)

Cuz you keep looking nefariously over your phone at me while doing weird eyebrow stuff. 😑

Looking for nudes. Lol

I was just comparing the dick pics you’re sent with the ones I get 🤷🏼‍♀

Looking for JD Vance memes.

I WANT THAT THICK CHOCOLATE SHAKE!!!

Looking for your nudes