What would you do if an alien suddenly landed in your backyard ?

Ask if he is the one who gives anal probes

So I'm browsing my hubby's account because of the situation that happened. But tbh I have no idea I would try to not scream or panic because I wouldn't know what this thing is and screaming or such could make it attack so I'd do my best to greet try to be friends (if it can kill me it already would have by now) and I'm only in the yard if I'm hanging washing or by the pool so I'd undo my swimsuit top which for me is horrifying since I'm very private but I'd believe if it saw me taking off my top and just letting my breasts and nipples hang openly it would see I'm not being aggressive and am opening myself up so yeah I'd be horrified but I'm a teacher so I'd do my best to think logically

invite them in for tea and crumpets

Argue with them I won’t take them to our leader until November election is over and President Donald J Trump 🙏🇺🇸❤️🙂👍is back in office where he belongs.

squirt

feed them some of my stuffed artichokes. Alan says they're out of this world

Ask him does he peel potatoes!

Unless it was hostile I think I would try to befriend it , I think it would be cool to have an alien friend then you might be able to visit his world after showing him around ours

I'd invite him/her in for a visit.

Take a video with a decent camera and post it to YouTube

Like an illegal flung over the fence via catapult? 🤔

Beg them to take me with them

Lol They’d have to be some small aliens. There’s no room in my yard for them to land. I’d figure their ship was a drone, and toss it over the fence because I don’t want it on my property. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Stop making burn marks on the grass

Is it an illegal alien?I hope it has a passport/visa.
I would ask if it is here for work or a vacation.The alien should be able to speak English well enough.It's the most spoken language in the universe.If the alien claims asylum I would help it fill in the application forms.

Think Biden finely came back home

Invite them in for dinner and drinks

I'd love it!

Get him to wash the car for me .......🤗

If she's hot, invite her in for a beer. If not, then "get off my grass"!

Tell them to get out of the pool.

Challenge it to a smother fight.

I'd probably go out and yell at them for damaging my apple trees.

Ask if he is a one-eyed, one horn flying purple people eater!!!!

Shag it

Hope they watch out for dog poop 💩, they should've touched down in the front.

Make friends with gork.

Ask them if they maintain good Foot health

I don’t have a backyard but I have a parking lot