What would you do if an alien suddenly landed in your backyard ?

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Is it an illegal alien?I hope it has a passport/visa.
I would ask if it is here for work or a vacation.The alien should be able to speak English well enough.It's the most spoken language in the universe.If the alien claims asylum I would help it fill in the application forms.