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"Advertisers, go f*** yourself and don't advertise!" says Elon Musk. They duly oblige

In the next sentence, he predicts that these advertisers (having "gone f***ed themselves) will kill the company. This is the one prediction that Lord Tech-bro has got right since he bought the damn thing.

"The Earth will judge them," says Elon.

"Meh," says the Earth.

Here lies Twitter, 'X' marks the spot.
Drummer · M Best Comment
Elon Musk, Tiger Woods, the Pope and a college student are on an airplane..
The plane is going down, the pilots bailed, it's going to crash.
There's 4 of them and only 3 parachutes...
Tiger Woods says, "I'm the best golfer in the world, I think I should get a parachute."
Everyone agrees. Tiger Woods takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane.
Elon Musk says, "I'm the smartest man in the world, I think I should get a parachute."
Everyone agrees. Elon Musk jumps out of the plane.
The Pope tells the college student, "My son, take this last parachute and live a long happy life."
The college student says, "We can both go. The smartest man just jumped out with my backpack."

helenS · 36-40, F
The whole platform is going down the drain. And rightfully so 👍🏼
ididntknow · 51-55, M
@Burnley123 Twitter wasn’t a public square, it was a government body
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
@JovialMoose Diversified news from various sources that you dissect yourself, for yourself. So you can account for biases and make up your own mind instead if being spoonfed cable news BS.
JovialMoose · 46-50, M
@GeistInTheMachine Back in the day... yes. I used it and loved it.

Then, like facebook... they started messing with the algorithms and the feeds were no longer "my feeds." It was what was fed to me. So I quit.

Go ahead... use what aggregator you like. I trust the NYTimes and subscribe to it (give it money). Do you subscribe to anything or do you just take what is fed to you?
BlueVeins · 22-25
sun-sized billionaire victim complex
ilikeitlikethat23 · 61-69, M
That arrogant bastard can go fuck himself, maybe he should take a ride on his next rocket launch.
Ynotisay · M
@ilikeitlikethat23 If he does the track record shows he'll explode along with the rocket.
MarineBob · 56-60, M
If the original owners/founders really cared about the company they wouldn't have sold. Leon proved even the super rich could still be bought
@MarineBob At the time, Twitter was a publicly traded company, and Elon was buying up stock publicly. At the time, Elon was saying that if he couldn't buy Twitter, it was proof the markets were rigged.

At the point where a person owns the majority of a company, they have the power to appoint the whole board of directors and make the board do whatever they ask. When Twitter's board sold to Elon they were just doing what boards of bought up companies always do and bowing to the inevitable instead of dragging the process out.
deadgerbil · 22-25
He's such a crybaby. They're exercising their freedom of speech and taking their speech to promote their stuff elsewhere
Guitarman123 · 31-35, M
He really is such a freak
supersnipe · 61-69, M
He's turned a corner. He was always a bit eccentric. Now, as the late Kenny Everett might have said, he's gone a trifle bananas! 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
The world is getting a whiff of that Musk, and man does it reek!
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
I'm glad to see Twatter go.
SatanBurger · 36-40, F
Lord Tech Bro 😶😆
ididntknow · 51-55, M
Does anyone on here actually know the background of why the advertisers are pulling their advertising and the involvement of media matters ?
How did he think he was going to keep the site alive, then??? 🤔🤔🤔
Burnley123 · 41-45, M
@HootyTheNightOwl It seems he doesn't. This is why he blames the advertisers for not advertising. He is implying they are part of a woke political witch hunt and he is the victim.
@Burnley123 Sounds like Mr and Mrs Meghan Markle to me...
Ynotisay · M
@Burnley123 The richest man in the world is a victim. The former President of the U.S. is a victim. And those who support those two are also victims. Seems to be a theme.
NinaCherry · 26-30, F
How the hell he came up with that name?
I'm just holding out hope that the value of the company will drop so low that I can buy it.
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Burnley123 · 41-45, M
@MarmeeMarch Dude, advertising literally is the backbone of the company because it's where twitter gets its revenue!

Aren't you the one with sage business advice. What stocks should I buy, according to your wisdom?
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