"Advertisers, go f*** yourself and don't advertise!" says Elon Musk. They duly oblige

In the next sentence, he predicts that these advertisers (having "gone f***ed themselves) will kill the company. This is the one prediction that Lord Tech-bro has got right since he bought the damn thing.

"The Earth will judge them," says Elon.

"Meh," says the Earth.

Here lies Twitter, 'X' marks the spot.

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Elon Musk, Tiger Woods, the Pope and a college student are on an airplane..
The plane is going down, the pilots bailed, it's going to crash.
There's 4 of them and only 3 parachutes...
Tiger Woods says, "I'm the best golfer in the world, I think I should get a parachute."
Everyone agrees. Tiger Woods takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane.
Elon Musk says, "I'm the smartest man in the world, I think I should get a parachute."
Everyone agrees. Elon Musk jumps out of the plane.
The Pope tells the college student, "My son, take this last parachute and live a long happy life."
The college student says, "We can both go. The smartest man just jumped out with my backpack."