Did you hear that Trump figures he is physically capable of being an astronaut?

When Trump talked to the astronauts in the oval office one of the 'things he told them was that he is in such good shape he could be an astronaut. I agree with Trump he is in good shape - Trump is round and round is a good shape. But that doesn't mean he could be an astronaut. Cheers!

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JSul3 · 70-79

Elon: Send Trump to Mars ASAP.

emiliya · 26-30, F

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Trump said a guy with big ears has beautiful ears. What are you people getting upset about? You have Russia Derangement and Trump Derangement. Someone call the men in white coats.

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FreddieUK · 70-79, M

Perhaps he should be given a chance? Best way to find out.

Nanoose · 70-79, M

@FreddieUK Yeah put him in a centrifuge and crank it up to 10. Cheers!

swirlie · 31-35, F

Trump couldn't get up off the floor without the assistance of 6 Secret Service members, 3 on each arm, after taking a dive under the table during his most recently 'staged' assassination attempt.

Nanoose · 70-79, M

@swirlie Yeah I was thinking they should put a couple of Lift straps on him (like those kind they use in nursing homes to lift up people that have falling and can't get up). Cheers!

Convivial · 26-30, F

Don't deny him his chance to be an astronaut... And if someone fucks up a calculation and he doesn't go into orbit then I guess it's due to cost cutting...

emiliya · 26-30, F

I think he was making a joke.

swirlie · 31-35, F

@emiliya
You think... but you're not sure?

Nanoose · 70-79, M

@emiliya I don't know he looked pretty serious when he said it. He did make a joke about the size of a guys ears and he thought that was funny. Cheers!

emiliya · 26-30, F

@swirlie What's the reason you hate Trump? You are the same color.

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

one day yu'al realise the don says stuff like this just so folks like you will lose you shit with this distraction.

while his doing other shit youre not paying attention too...

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