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Trump Explains the Seven Wars He Stopped
1. Afghanistan – “The Forever War”
“Look, folks, I did what no one else could do. Obama couldn’t do it, Bush couldn’t do it. I made a deal with the Taliban. Very strong deal. I said, ‘You stop fighting, we stop wasting money.’ Billions and billions saved. The military loved it. They respected me. We were bringing our great soldiers home. No more forever wars. Tremendous success.”
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2. Korean Missile Crisis
“Everyone said we were going to nuclear war with North Korea. Fire and fury, they said! But then I met Chairman Kim. We wrote beautiful letters—love letters, really. People laughed, but guess what? No war. No nukes flying. The Fake News never gives me credit for saving millions of lives, but I did it. Nobody else could’ve.”
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3. Iran – “World War III That Never Happened”
“They said Soleimani was untouchable. I said, nope, BOOM—gone. Iran was very angry. Very angry! But I told them, ‘If you do anything, your country won’t exist tomorrow.’ And guess what? They didn’t do anything. No World War III, no draft. Biden would’ve started a war. I stopped it. Peace through strength, folks.”
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4. The Spice Wars (Dune)
“Everybody wanted the spice. Tremendous spice. Very valuable, makes people live longer, see the future. But the Harkonnens were treating Arrakis very badly, very unfair. I said, ‘We’re not going to have a spice war. I’ll make the best trade deals with the Atreides—better than anyone.’ Now the spice is flowing, the galaxy is safe, and I’m the only one who could negotiate with sandworms. Believe me.”
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5. Klingon–Federation War (Star Trek)
“The Klingons—tough people, very tough, very strong. The Federation didn’t respect them. Total disrespect! I went to Qo’noS, very dangerous, nobody else would do it. I said, ‘We’re going to make peace. You’re going to love it. You’ll have the best trade deals, the best starships, the best bat’leths.’ They shook my hand, very firm handshake. No war. Starfleet couldn’t do it. I did it.”
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6. The Shadow War (Babylon 5)
*“You had the Shadows, you had the Vorlons—very old, very scary, very nasty. Billions could’ve died. Billions! I told them, ‘You’re both losers. Terrible branding. You’re making the galaxy look weak.’ And they stopped!
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7. The Second War of Middle-earth (Lord of the Rings)
“Mordor was out of control, totally out of control. Orcs everywhere, disgusting creatures. I told Gondor, ‘We’re going to build a wall—an incredible wall—around Mordor. The orcs are going to pay for it, trust me.’ And guess what? No more Dark Lords, no more wars. Aragorn—great guy, very strong jaw—he said, ‘Thank you, Donald.’ The elves love me, the dwarves love me, even the hobbits love me. Sauron? Total loser. Couldn’t compete.”
Trump Explains the Seven Wars He Stopped
1. Afghanistan – “The Forever War”
“Look, folks, I did what no one else could do. Obama couldn’t do it, Bush couldn’t do it. I made a deal with the Taliban. Very strong deal. I said, ‘You stop fighting, we stop wasting money.’ Billions and billions saved. The military loved it. They respected me. We were bringing our great soldiers home. No more forever wars. Tremendous success.”
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2. Korean Missile Crisis
“Everyone said we were going to nuclear war with North Korea. Fire and fury, they said! But then I met Chairman Kim. We wrote beautiful letters—love letters, really. People laughed, but guess what? No war. No nukes flying. The Fake News never gives me credit for saving millions of lives, but I did it. Nobody else could’ve.”
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3. Iran – “World War III That Never Happened”
“They said Soleimani was untouchable. I said, nope, BOOM—gone. Iran was very angry. Very angry! But I told them, ‘If you do anything, your country won’t exist tomorrow.’ And guess what? They didn’t do anything. No World War III, no draft. Biden would’ve started a war. I stopped it. Peace through strength, folks.”
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4. The Spice Wars (Dune)
“Everybody wanted the spice. Tremendous spice. Very valuable, makes people live longer, see the future. But the Harkonnens were treating Arrakis very badly, very unfair. I said, ‘We’re not going to have a spice war. I’ll make the best trade deals with the Atreides—better than anyone.’ Now the spice is flowing, the galaxy is safe, and I’m the only one who could negotiate with sandworms. Believe me.”
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5. Klingon–Federation War (Star Trek)
“The Klingons—tough people, very tough, very strong. The Federation didn’t respect them. Total disrespect! I went to Qo’noS, very dangerous, nobody else would do it. I said, ‘We’re going to make peace. You’re going to love it. You’ll have the best trade deals, the best starships, the best bat’leths.’ They shook my hand, very firm handshake. No war. Starfleet couldn’t do it. I did it.”
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6. The Shadow War (Babylon 5)
*“You had the Shadows, you had the Vorlons—very old, very scary, very nasty. Billions could’ve died. Billions! I told them, ‘You’re both losers. Terrible branding. You’re making the galaxy look weak.’ And they stopped!
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7. The Second War of Middle-earth (Lord of the Rings)
“Mordor was out of control, totally out of control. Orcs everywhere, disgusting creatures. I told Gondor, ‘We’re going to build a wall—an incredible wall—around Mordor. The orcs are going to pay for it, trust me.’ And guess what? No more Dark Lords, no more wars. Aragorn—great guy, very strong jaw—he said, ‘Thank you, Donald.’ The elves love me, the dwarves love me, even the hobbits love me. Sauron? Total loser. Couldn’t compete.”
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SomeMichGuy · M
@SomeMichGuy Ehhh...close enough...
black4white · 56-60, M
@SomeMichGuy and don’t forget the civil war he trying to star within the country itself…you did good bro 😁
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MrAverage1965 · 61-69, M
Israel and Iran
The 12-day conflict began when Israel hit targets in Iran on 13 June.
On 23 June, Trump posted: "Officially, Iran will start the CEASEFIRE and, upon the 12th Hour, Israel will start the CEASEFIRE and, upon the 24th Hour, an Official END to THE 12 DAY WAR will be saluted by the World."
Pakistan and India
Tensions between these two nuclear-armed countries have existed for years, but in May hostilities broke out following an attack in Indian-administered Kashmir.
After four days of strikes, Trump posted that India and Pakistan had agreed to a "FULL AND IMMEDIATE CEASEFIRE".
Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of Congo
In June, the two countries signed a peace agreement in Washington aimed at ending decades of conflict. Trump said it would help increase trade between them and the US.
Since the latest deal, both sides have accused each other of violating the ceasefire and the M23 rebels - which the UK and US have linked to Rwanda - have threatened to walk away from peace talks.
Thailand and Cambodia
On 26 July, Trump posted on Truth Social saying: "I am calling the Acting Prime Minister of Thailand, right now, to likewise request a Ceasefire, and END to the War, which is currently raging."
A couple of days later, the two countries agreed to an "immediate and unconditional ceasefire" after less than a week of fighting at the border
Armenia and Azerbaijan
In March, the two governments had said they were ready to end their nearly 40-year conflict centred on the status of Nagorno-Karabakh.
Egypt and Ethiopia
There was no "war" here for the president to end, but there have long been tensions over a dam on the River Nile.
Serbia and Kosovo
On 27 June, Trump claimed to have prevented an outbreak of hostilities between them, saying: "Serbia, Kosovo was going to go at it, going to be a big war. I said you go at it, there's no trade with the United States. They said, well, maybe we won't go at it."
The 12-day conflict began when Israel hit targets in Iran on 13 June.
On 23 June, Trump posted: "Officially, Iran will start the CEASEFIRE and, upon the 12th Hour, Israel will start the CEASEFIRE and, upon the 24th Hour, an Official END to THE 12 DAY WAR will be saluted by the World."
Pakistan and India
Tensions between these two nuclear-armed countries have existed for years, but in May hostilities broke out following an attack in Indian-administered Kashmir.
After four days of strikes, Trump posted that India and Pakistan had agreed to a "FULL AND IMMEDIATE CEASEFIRE".
Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of Congo
In June, the two countries signed a peace agreement in Washington aimed at ending decades of conflict. Trump said it would help increase trade between them and the US.
Since the latest deal, both sides have accused each other of violating the ceasefire and the M23 rebels - which the UK and US have linked to Rwanda - have threatened to walk away from peace talks.
Thailand and Cambodia
On 26 July, Trump posted on Truth Social saying: "I am calling the Acting Prime Minister of Thailand, right now, to likewise request a Ceasefire, and END to the War, which is currently raging."
A couple of days later, the two countries agreed to an "immediate and unconditional ceasefire" after less than a week of fighting at the border
Armenia and Azerbaijan
In March, the two governments had said they were ready to end their nearly 40-year conflict centred on the status of Nagorno-Karabakh.
Egypt and Ethiopia
There was no "war" here for the president to end, but there have long been tensions over a dam on the River Nile.
Serbia and Kosovo
On 27 June, Trump claimed to have prevented an outbreak of hostilities between them, saying: "Serbia, Kosovo was going to go at it, going to be a big war. I said you go at it, there's no trade with the United States. They said, well, maybe we won't go at it."
wishforthenight · M
PicturesOfABetterTomorrow · 41-45, M
@wishforthenight Doubtful since he thought that war was between Albania and Cambodia.
wishforthenight · M
@PicturesOfABetterTomorrow hmm. source for that?
PicturesOfABetterTomorrow · 41-45, M
@wishforthenight The same speech if you can call it a speech where he claims he stop 7 wars.
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
Let’s see…there was the War of the Roses…he won that by paving over the rose garden. There was the Battle of Los Angeles…no federal buildings were harmed, and only five Waymo cars were casualties. Then there was the War of DC…the bushes now being well mulched, victory is declared.
AnnaWasHere · 22-25, FNew
wishforthenight · M
@AnnaWasHere There is also not a chance in Hell he's getting one. And it really burns him up because Obama was awarded one; he's desperate to escape Obama's shadow.
AnnaWasHere · 22-25, FNew
@NudasPriest Let's not forget the escalator war. He gave a woman the dirty eye and it was instantly over.
BridgeOvertroubledWaters · 61-69, M
AnnaWasHere · 22-25, FNew
@BridgeOvertroubledWaters America might survive the rest of his term, but in a badly damaged state. Americans can expect a lower standard of life due to all the businesses and trade he's losing.
BridgeOvertroubledWaters · 61-69, M
@AnnaWasHere will the rest of the world survive ?
Thrust · 56-60, M
YoMomma ·
I heard one of the was the Israel Iran war.. but that war is far from over
Fukfacewillie · 56-60, M
TartanTorpedo · M
Happy, Doc, Grumpy, Dopey, Bashful, Sleepy, and Sneezy
PicturesOfABetterTomorrow · 41-45, M
AnnaWasHere · 22-25, FNew
@PicturesOfABetterTomorrow He was mixing up his A's and C's. I'm glad he didn't say Chile vs. Australia.
PicturesOfABetterTomorrow · 41-45, M
@AnnaWasHere And because he could not say Azerbaijan he invented an entirely new country in his senile ramble.
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
pikminboy · 31-35, M
He could had ended the russia ukraine war if putin would have been receptive.. since putin is bold about it, it takes more time...
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
The MPD Battle of the seven devil egos in himselves. The most evil one eventually won for now.
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JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
@vickibear LOl, nice try. It's because you don't have the answer otherwise you would defend your leader.
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@AnnaWasHere With invisible Planes.✈
Docdon23 · M
he brags and talks a lot but it is all narcissistic bluster...he is an old, self-centered child
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