Can you name all seven wars?

A day or so ago Trump bragged to the UN assembly that he has already personally ended seven wars. I can't think of any. Can you? I do recall him claiming he could end the Russia/Ukraine conflict in one day.

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Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

Let’s see…there was the War of the Roses…he won that by paving over the rose garden. There was the Battle of Los Angeles…no federal buildings were harmed, and only five Waymo cars were casualties. Then there was the War of DC…the bushes now being well mulched, victory is declared.