Can you name all seven wars?

A day or so ago Trump bragged to the UN assembly that he has already personally ended seven wars. I can't think of any. Can you? I do recall him claiming he could end the Russia/Ukraine conflict in one day.

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Nanoose · 70-79, M

The only one I can think of is the Battle of the Bulge.
That’s the one were his waist line went from a size 38 to a size 52.
Cheers!

BlueVeins · 22-25

He ended the War in Afghanistan by losing the 2020 election to Biden. Other than that, it's anyone's guess.

BohoBabe · M

@BlueVeins True!

NudasPriest

Five of them were "person, woman, man, camera, TV”. That 'camera' war was brutal.

AnnaWasHere · 22-25, FNew

@NudasPriest Let's not forget the escalator war. He gave a woman the dirty eye and it was instantly over.

Pitchblue

@NudasPriest The funniest part of that story is he just looked around and saw Person, Man, Woman, Camera and he loves TV. The Man is so simplistic.

AnnaWasHere · 22-25, FNew

@Pitchblue The funniest part was how his mind went blank and he kept nervously glancing at the broken teleprompter for hints on something to say.

PicturesOfABetterTomorrow · 41-45, M

Well according to Trump Cambodia and Albania were at war till he stopped it.

So not even he knows.

AnnaWasHere · 22-25, FNew

@PicturesOfABetterTomorrow He was mixing up his A's and C's. I'm glad he didn't say Chile vs. Australia.

PicturesOfABetterTomorrow · 41-45, M

@AnnaWasHere And because he could not say Azerbaijan he invented an entirely new country in his senile ramble.

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AnnaWasHere · 22-25, FNew

@Bumbles Oh yes! And when he attacked the airfields during the war of the roses.

Bumbles · 56-60, M

@AnnaWasHere

Pitchblue

@AnnaWasHere With invisible Planes.✈

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