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Louisiana Senator Warns Eating Walmart’s Radioactive Shrimp Could Turn You into an Alien

Despite it being accidental and the fact that we've gone many years without having radioactive anything, the senator is trying a scare tactic that he thinks will work on the populace so we become even more nationalistic. He said if we eat shrimp from other countries, we'll turn into an alien. Pathetic attempt, no conservatives, no nationalism no matter what you make up.

It was funny though.

Still, Kennedy ran with it, adding that the shrimp were “shot full” of “radioactive isotopes.” That’s a lie, by the way. He made that up. Experts all seem to agree that the shrimp’s exposure to radiation was likely accidental.

Eventually, Kennedy cut to his real point: promoting Gulf shrimp. He said, “I believe in homegrown Louisiana shrimp. Fresh, out of the Gulf, not radioactive. But I understand that some stores prefer to buy foreign shrimp because it’s cheaper. Now we know why. The damn stuff’s radioactive

https://www.vice.com/en/article/louisiana-senator-warns-eating-walmarts-radioactive-shrimp-could-turn-you-into-an-alien/

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If you eat anything from Walmart you run the risk of getting sick.
entine · 36-40, FNew
@independentone 🌚😂😂
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
Louisiana....That says it all...😷
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
Imagine what people will look like without vaccines. I wonder when he will say something about that.
SatanBurger · 36-40, F
@MarkPaul He'll say it's a communist plot then or something dumb
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
@MarkPaul Thats easy...Like RFK😷
Americans fully resist all significant changes they should make in order to improve their overall health.
Americans voted to continue and this spectacle of madness helps pass the short time they live
@AthrillatheHunt probably not, really.
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
@Roundandroundwego I was being sarcastic. tell that to Hollywood . Almost everyone on camera smokes cigs to remain thin
@AthrillatheHunt TB works, too!
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
How are people like this allowed outside unsupervised?

And the big unanswered question . . does it turn you into a legal or illegal alien? 👽
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
@SunshineGirl it turns you into an alien from the movie.
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
Sounds like the best low key marketing campaign of all time
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SatanBurger · 36-40, F
@FoxyQueen omg lol this is why we need term limits on senators

 
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